| Song Lyrics |
Album |
Video |
Year |
|
Amish Paradise
|
Bad Hair Day
|
- Play
|
1996
|
|
Bedrock Anthem
|
Alapalooza
|
|
1993
|
|
Christmas at Ground Zero
|
Polka Party!
|
- Play
|
1986
|
|
Don't Download This Song
|
Straight Outta Lynwood
|
- Play
|
2006
|
|
Eat It
|
The Videos
|
- Play
|
2003
|
|
Fat
|
Even Worse
|
- Play
|
1988
|
|
Gump
|
Bad Hair Day
|
|
1996
|
|
I Lost on Jeopardy
|
The Videos
|
- Play
|
2003
|
|
I Love Rocky Road
|
Saga Begins
|
- Play
|
2000
|
|
I'll Sue Ya
|
Straight Outta Lynwood
|
|
2006
|
|
It's All About the Pentiums
|
Running with Scissors
|
|
1999
|
|
Jurassic Park
|
Alapalooza
|
- Play
|
1993
|
|
Like a Surgeon
|
Dare to Be Stupid
|
- Play
|
1985
|
|
Living With a Hernia
|
Polka Party!
|
|
1986
|
|
Money for Nothing/Beverly Hillbillies
|
UHF
|
- Play
|
1989
|
|
One More Minute
|
Dare to Be Stupid
|
|
1985
|
|
Pancreas
|
Straight Outta Lynwood
|
- Play
|
2006
|
|
Polka Party
|
Polka Party!
|
- Play
|
1986
|
|
Ricky
|
"Weird Al" Yankovic
|
- Play
|
1983
|
|
Smells Like Nirvana
|
Off the Deep End
|
- Play
|
1992
|
|
The Saga Begins
|
Running with Scissors
|
|
1999
|
|
This Is the Life
|
The Videos
|
- Play
|
2003
|
|
UHF
|
UHF
|
- Play
|
1989
|
|
White & Nerdy
|
Straight Outta Lynwood
|
- Play
|
2006
|
|
You Don't Love Me Anymore
|
Off the Deep End
|
- Play
|
1992
|
|
(This Song's Just) Six Words Long
|
Even Worse
|
|
1988
|
|
A Complicated Song
|
Poodle Hat
|
|
2003
|
|
Achy Breaky Song
|
Alapalooza
|
|
1993
|
|
Addicted to Spuds
|
Polka Party!
|
|
1986
|
|
Airline Amy
|
Off the Deep End
|
|
1992
|
|
Albuquerque
|
Running with Scissors
|
|
1999
|
|
Albuquerque
|
The Essential "Weird Al" Yankovic
|
|
2009
|
|
Alimony
|
Even Worse
|
|
1988
|
|
Amish Paradise
|
Saga Begins
|
|
2000
|
|
Amish Paradise
|
The Essential "Weird Al" Yankovic
|
|
2009
|
|
Another One Rides the Bus [Live]
|
The Essential "Weird Al" Yankovic
|
|
2009
|
|
Another One Rides the Bus [Live]
|
"Weird Al" Yankovic
|
|
1983
|
|
Attack of the Radioactive Hamster from a Planet Near Mars
|
UHF
|
|
1989
|
|
Bedrock Anthem
|
Saga Begins
|
|
2000
|
|
Bedrock Anthem
|
The Essential "Weird Al" Yankovic
|
|
2009
|
|
Bob
|
Poodle Hat
|
|
2003
|
|
Bob
|
The Essential "Weird Al" Yankovic
|
|
2009
|
|
Bohemian Polka
|
Alapalooza
|
|
1993
|
|
Buckingham Blues
|
"Weird Al" Yankovic
|
|
1983
|
|
Buy Me a Condo
|
In 3-D
|
|
1984
|
|
Cable TV
|
Dare to Be Stupid
|
|
1985
|
|
Callin' in Sick
|
Bad Hair Day
|
|
1996
|
|
Canadian Idiot
|
Straight Outta Lynwood
|
|
2006
|
|
Canadian Idiot
|
The Essential "Weird Al" Yankovic
|
|
2009
|
|
Canadian Idiot [DVD][Mix]
|
Straight Outta Lynwood
|
|
2006
|
|
Cavity Search
|
Saga Begins
|
|
2000
|
|
Cavity Search
|
Bad Hair Day
|
|
1996
|
|
Close But No Cigar
|
Straight Outta Lynwood
|
|
2006
|
|
Close But No Cigar [5.1 Surround Sound/Enhanced Stereo/Karaoke ...]
|
Straight Outta Lynwood
|
|
2006
|
|
Close But No Cigar [DVD][*]
|
Straight Outta Lynwood
|
|
2006
|
|
Couch Potato
|
Poodle Hat
|
|
2003
|
|
Dare to Be Stupid
|
The Essential "Weird Al" Yankovic
|
|
2009
|
|
Dare to Be Stupid
|
Dare to Be Stupid
|
|
1985
|
|
Do I Creep You Out
|
Straight Outta Lynwood
|
|
2006
|
|
Do I Creep You Out [5.1 Surround Sound/Enhanced Stereo/Karaoke ...]
|
Straight Outta Lynwood
|
|
2006
|
|
Dog Eat Dog
|
The Essential "Weird Al" Yankovic
|
|
2009
|
|
Dog Eat Dog
|
Polka Party!
|
|
1986
|
|
Don't Download This Song
|
The Essential "Weird Al" Yankovic
|
|
2009
|
|
Don't Download This Song [5.1 Surround Sound/Enhanced ...]
|
Straight Outta Lynwood
|
|
2006
|
|
Don't Download This Song [DVD][*]
|
Straight Outta Lynwood
|
|
2006
|
|
Don't Wear Those Shoes
|
Polka Party!
|
|
1986
|
|
Eat It
|
Saga Begins
|
|
2000
|
|
Eat It
|
The Essential "Weird Al" Yankovic
|
|
2009
|
|
Eat It
|
In 3-D
|
|
1984
|
|
Ebay
|
Poodle Hat
|
|
2003
|
|
eBay
|
The Essential "Weird Al" Yankovic
|
|
2009
|
|
Everything You Know Is Wrong
|
The Essential "Weird Al" Yankovic
|
|
2009
|
|
Everything You Know Is Wrong
|
Bad Hair Day
|
|
1996
|
|
Fat
|
Saga Begins
|
|
2000
|
|
Fat
|
The Essential "Weird Al" Yankovic
|
|
2009
|
|
Frank's 2000" TV
|
The Essential "Weird Al" Yankovic
|
|
2009
|
|
Frank's 2000" TV
|
Alapalooza
|
|
1993
|
|
Fun Zone
|
UHF
|
|
1989
|
|
Gandhi II
|
UHF
|
|
1989
|
|
Generic Blues
|
UHF
|
|
1989
|
|
Genius in France
|
Poodle Hat
|
|
2003
|
|
George of the Jungle
|
Dare to Be Stupid
|
|
1985
|
|
Germs
|
Running with Scissors
|
|
1999
|
|
Girls Just Want to Have Lunch
|
Dare to Be Stupid
|
|
1985
|
|
Good Enough for Now
|
Polka Party!
|
|
1986
|
|
Good Old Days
|
Even Worse
|
|
1988
|
|
Gotta Boogie
|
"Weird Al" Yankovic
|
|
1983
|
|
Grapefruit Diet
|
Running with Scissors
|
|
1999
|
|
Grapefruit Diet
|
Saga Begins
|
|
2000
|
|
Gump
|
Saga Begins
|
|
2000
|
|
Gump
|
The Essential "Weird Al" Yankovic
|
|
2009
|
|
Happy Birthday
|
"Weird Al" Yankovic
|
|
1983
|
|
Hardware Store
|
Poodle Hat
|
|
2003
|
|
Hardware Store
|
The Essential "Weird Al" Yankovic
|
|
2009
|
|
Harvey the Wonder Hamster
|
Alapalooza
|
|
1993
|
|
Here's Johnny
|
Polka Party!
|
|
1986
|
|
Hooked on Polkas
|
Dare to Be Stupid
|
|
1985
|
|
I Can't Watch This
|
Off the Deep End
|
|
1992
|
|
I Lost on Jeopardy
|
The Essential "Weird Al" Yankovic
|
|
2009
|
|
I Lost on Jeopardy
|
In 3-D
|
|
1984
|
|
I Love Rocky Road
|
"Weird Al" Yankovic
|
|
1983
|
|
I Remember Larry
|
Bad Hair Day
|
|
1996
|
|
I Think I'm a Clone Now
|
Even Worse
|
|
1988
|
|
I Want a New Duck
|
Dare to Be Stupid
|
|
1985
|
|
I Was Only Kidding
|
Off the Deep End
|
|
1992
|
|
I'll Be Mellow When I'm Dead
|
"Weird Al" Yankovic
|
|
1983
|
|
I'll Sue Ya
|
The Essential "Weird Al" Yankovic
|
|
2009
|
|
I'll Sue Ya [DVD][*]
|
Straight Outta Lynwood
|
|
2006
|
|
I'll Sue Ya [DVD][Mix]
|
Straight Outta Lynwood
|
|
2006
|
|
I'm So Sick of You
|
Bad Hair Day
|
|
1996
|
|
Isle Thing
|
UHF
|
|
1989
|
|
It's All About the Pentiums
|
Saga Begins
|
|
2000
|
|
It's All About the Pentiums
|
The Essential "Weird Al" Yankovic
|
|
2009
|
|
Jerry Springer
|
Running with Scissors
|
|
1999
|
|
Jerry Springer
|
Saga Begins
|
|
2000
|
|
Jurassic Park
|
The Essential "Weird Al" Yankovic
|
|
2009
|
|
King of Suede
|
In 3-D
|
|
1984
|
|
Lasagna
|
The Essential "Weird Al" Yankovic
|
|
2009
|
|
Lasagna
|
Even Worse
|
|
1988
|
|
Let Me Be Your Hog
|
UHF
|
|
1989
|
|
Like a Surgeon
|
Saga Begins
|
|
2000
|
|
Like a Surgeon
|
The Essential "Weird Al" Yankovic
|
|
2009
|
|
Livin' in the Fridge
|
Alapalooza
|
|
1993
|
|
Living With a Hernia
|
Saga Begins
|
|
2000
|
|
Melanie
|
The Essential "Weird Al" Yankovic
|
|
2009
|
|
Melanie
|
Even Worse
|
|
1988
|
|
Midnight Star
|
In 3-D
|
|
1984
|
|
Mr. Frump in the Iron Lung
|
"Weird Al" Yankovic
|
|
1983
|
|
Mr. Popeil
|
In 3-D
|
|
1984
|
|
My Baby's in Love With Eddie Vedder
|
Running with Scissors
|
|
1999
|
|
My Bologna
|
"Weird Al" Yankovic
|
|
1983
|
|
Nature Trail to Hell
|
In 3-D
|
|
1984
|
|
Ode to a Superhero
|
Poodle Hat
|
|
2003
|
|
One More Minute
|
The Essential "Weird Al" Yankovic
|
|
2009
|
|
One of Those Days
|
Polka Party!
|
|
1986
|
|
Pancreas
|
The Essential "Weird Al" Yankovic
|
|
2009
|
|
Pancreas [DVD][*]
|
Straight Outta Lynwood
|
|
2006
|
|
Pancreas [5.1 Surround Sound/Enhanced Stereo/Karaoke Mix][Multimedia Tr
|
Straight Outta Lynwood
|
|
2006
|
|
Party at the Leper Colony
|
Poodle Hat
|
|
2003
|
|
Phony Calls
|
Bad Hair Day
|
|
1996
|
|
Phony Calls
|
Saga Begins
|
|
2000
|
|
Polka Power!
|
Running with Scissors
|
|
1999
|
|
Polka Power!
|
Saga Begins
|
|
2000
|
|
Polka Your Eyes Out
|
Off the Deep End
|
|
1992
|
|
Polkas on 45
|
In 3-D
|
|
1984
|
|
Polkas on 45 [Medley]
|
The Essential "Weird Al" Yankovic
|
|
2009
|
|
Pretty Fly for a Rabbi
|
Running with Scissors
|
|
1999
|
|
Pretty Fly for a Rabbi
|
Saga Begins
|
|
2000
|
|
She Drives Like Crazy
|
UHF
|
|
1989
|
|
She Never Told Me She Was a Mime
|
Alapalooza
|
|
1993
|
|
Since You've Been Gone
|
Bad Hair Day
|
|
1996
|
|
Since You've Been Gone
|
The Essential "Weird Al" Yankovic
|
|
2009
|
|
Slime Creatures from Outer Space
|
Dare to Be Stupid
|
|
1985
|
|
Smells Like Nirvana
|
Saga Begins
|
|
2000
|
|
Smells Like Nirvana
|
The Essential "Weird Al" Yankovic
|
|
2009
|
|
Spam
|
UHF
|
|
1989
|
|
Spatula City
|
UHF
|
|
1989
|
|
Stop Draggin' My Car Around
|
"Weird Al" Yankovic
|
|
1983
|
|
Stuck in a Closet With Vanna White
|
Even Worse
|
|
1988
|
|
Such a Groovy Guy
|
"Weird Al" Yankovic
|
|
1983
|
|
Syndicated Inc.
|
Bad Hair Day
|
|
1996
|
|
Taco Grande
|
Off the Deep End
|
|
1992
|
|
Talk Soup
|
Alapalooza
|
|
1993
|
|
That Boy Could Dance
|
In 3-D
|
|
1984
|
|
The Alternative Polka [Medley]
|
Bad Hair Day
|
|
1996
|
|
The Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota
|
The Essential "Weird Al" Yankovic
|
|
2009
|
|
The Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota
|
UHF
|
|
1989
|
|
The Brady Bunch
|
In 3-D
|
|
1984
|
|
The Check's in the Mail
|
"Weird Al" Yankovic
|
|
1983
|
|
The Hot Rocks Polka
|
UHF
|
|
1989
|
|
The Night Santa Went Crazy
|
Bad Hair Day
|
|
1996
|
|
The Night Santa Went Crazy [Extra Gory Version]
|
The Essential "Weird Al" Yankovic
|
|
2009
|
|
The Plumbing Song
|
Off the Deep End
|
|
1992
|
|
The Saga Begins
|
Saga Begins
|
|
2000
|
|
The Saga Begins
|
The Essential "Weird Al" Yankovic
|
|
2009
|
|
The Weird Al Show Theme
|
Running with Scissors
|
|
1999
|
|
The White Stuff
|
Off the Deep End
|
|
1992
|
|
Theme from Rocky XIII
|
In 3-D
|
|
1984
|
|
Theme from Rocky XIII (The Rye or the Kaiser)
|
Saga Begins
|
|
2000
|
|
This Is the Life
|
Dare to Be Stupid
|
|
1985
|
|
Toothless People
|
Polka Party!
|
|
1986
|
|
Traffic Jam
|
Alapalooza
|
|
1993
|
|
Trapped in the Drive-Thru
|
Straight Outta Lynwood
|
|
2006
|
|
Trapped in the Drive-Thru
|
The Essential "Weird Al" Yankovic
|
|
2009
|
|
Trapped in the Drive-Thru [5.1 Surround Sound/Enhanced Stereo]
|
Straight Outta Lynwood
|
|
2006
|
|
Trash Day
|
Poodle Hat
|
|
2003
|
|
Trigger Happy
|
The Essential "Weird Al" Yankovic
|
|
2009
|
|
Trigger Happy
|
Off the Deep End
|
|
1992
|
|
Truck Drivin' Song
|
Running with Scissors
|
|
1999
|
|
Twister
|
Even Worse
|
|
1988
|
|
UHF [Single Version]
|
The Essential "Weird Al" Yankovic
|
|
2009
|
|
Velvet Elvis
|
Even Worse
|
|
1988
|
|
Virus Alert
|
Straight Outta Lynwood
|
|
2006
|
|
Virus Alert [DVD][*]
|
Straight Outta Lynwood
|
|
2006
|
|
Virus Alert [DVD][Mix]
|
Straight Outta Lynwood
|
|
2006
|
|
Waffle King
|
Alapalooza
|
|
1993
|
|
Wanna B Ur Lovr
|
Poodle Hat
|
|
2003
|
|
Weasel Stomping Day
|
Straight Outta Lynwood
|
|
2006
|
|
Weasel Stomping Day [5.1 Surround Sound/Enhanced Stereo/Karaoke ...]
|
Straight Outta Lynwood
|
|
2006
|
|
Weasel Stomping Day [DVD][*]
|
Straight Outta Lynwood
|
|
2006
|
|
When I Was Your Age
|
Off the Deep End
|
|
1992
|
|
White & Nerdy
|
The Essential "Weird Al" Yankovic
|
|
2009
|
|
White & Nerdy [DVD][Mix]
|
Straight Outta Lynwood
|
|
2006
|
|
Why Does This Always Happen to Me?
|
Poodle Hat
|
|
2003
|
|
Yoda
|
The Essential "Weird Al" Yankovic
|
|
2009
|
|
Yoda
|
Dare to Be Stupid
|
|
1985
|
|
You Don't Love Me Anymore
|
The Essential "Weird Al" Yankovic
|
|
2009
|
|
You Make Me
|
Even Worse
|
|
1988
|
|
Young, Dumb & Ugly
|
Alapalooza
|
|
1993
|
|
Your Horoscope for Today
|
Running with Scissors
|
|
1999
|
|
Your Horoscope for Today
|
The Essential "Weird Al" Yankovic
|
|
2009
|
