Lyrics

MTV.com is your destination for official Weird Al Yankovic lyrics. This is the place to find the words to songs like "Amish Paradise" and "Bedrock Anthem." This is where you can find "Christmas at Ground Zero" and "Don't Download This Song" lyrics. Search here and find words to Weird Al Yankovic music by song name, album name, or by year released, and it's absolutely free.

Song Lyrics Album Video Year
Amish Paradise Bad Hair Day
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1996
Bedrock Anthem Alapalooza 1993
Christmas at Ground Zero Polka Party!
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1986
Don't Download This Song Straight Outta Lynwood
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2006
Eat It The Videos
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2003
Fat Even Worse
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1988
Gump Bad Hair Day 1996
I Lost on Jeopardy The Videos
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2003
I Love Rocky Road Saga Begins
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2000
I'll Sue Ya Straight Outta Lynwood 2006
It's All About the Pentiums Running with Scissors 1999
Jurassic Park Alapalooza
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1993
Like a Surgeon Dare to Be Stupid
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1985
Living With a Hernia Polka Party! 1986
Money for Nothing/Beverly Hillbillies UHF
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1989
One More Minute Dare to Be Stupid 1985
Pancreas Straight Outta Lynwood
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2006
Polka Party Polka Party!
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1986
Ricky "Weird Al" Yankovic
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1983
Smells Like Nirvana Off the Deep End
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1992
The Saga Begins Running with Scissors 1999
This Is the Life The Videos
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2003
UHF UHF
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1989
White & Nerdy Straight Outta Lynwood
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2006
You Don't Love Me Anymore Off the Deep End
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1992
(This Song's Just) Six Words Long Even Worse 1988
A Complicated Song Poodle Hat 2003
Achy Breaky Song Alapalooza 1993
Addicted to Spuds Polka Party! 1986
Airline Amy Off the Deep End 1992
Albuquerque Running with Scissors 1999
Albuquerque The Essential "Weird Al" Yankovic 2009
Alimony Even Worse 1988
Amish Paradise Saga Begins 2000
Amish Paradise The Essential "Weird Al" Yankovic 2009
Another One Rides the Bus [Live] The Essential "Weird Al" Yankovic 2009
Another One Rides the Bus [Live] "Weird Al" Yankovic 1983
Attack of the Radioactive Hamster from a Planet Near Mars UHF 1989
Bedrock Anthem Saga Begins 2000
Bedrock Anthem The Essential "Weird Al" Yankovic 2009
Bob Poodle Hat 2003
Bob The Essential "Weird Al" Yankovic 2009
Bohemian Polka Alapalooza 1993
Buckingham Blues "Weird Al" Yankovic 1983
Buy Me a Condo In 3-D 1984
Cable TV Dare to Be Stupid 1985
Callin' in Sick Bad Hair Day 1996
Canadian Idiot Straight Outta Lynwood 2006
Canadian Idiot The Essential "Weird Al" Yankovic 2009
Canadian Idiot [DVD][Mix] Straight Outta Lynwood 2006
Cavity Search Saga Begins 2000
Cavity Search Bad Hair Day 1996
Close But No Cigar Straight Outta Lynwood 2006
Close But No Cigar [5.1 Surround Sound/Enhanced Stereo/Karaoke ...] Straight Outta Lynwood 2006
Close But No Cigar [DVD][*] Straight Outta Lynwood 2006
Couch Potato Poodle Hat 2003
Dare to Be Stupid The Essential "Weird Al" Yankovic 2009
Dare to Be Stupid Dare to Be Stupid 1985
Do I Creep You Out Straight Outta Lynwood 2006
Do I Creep You Out [5.1 Surround Sound/Enhanced Stereo/Karaoke ...] Straight Outta Lynwood 2006
Dog Eat Dog The Essential "Weird Al" Yankovic 2009
Dog Eat Dog Polka Party! 1986
Don't Download This Song The Essential "Weird Al" Yankovic 2009
Don't Download This Song [5.1 Surround Sound/Enhanced ...] Straight Outta Lynwood 2006
Don't Download This Song [DVD][*] Straight Outta Lynwood 2006
Don't Wear Those Shoes Polka Party! 1986
Eat It Saga Begins 2000
Eat It The Essential "Weird Al" Yankovic 2009
Eat It In 3-D 1984
Ebay Poodle Hat 2003
eBay The Essential "Weird Al" Yankovic 2009
Everything You Know Is Wrong The Essential "Weird Al" Yankovic 2009
Everything You Know Is Wrong Bad Hair Day 1996
Fat Saga Begins 2000
Fat The Essential "Weird Al" Yankovic 2009
Frank's 2000" TV The Essential "Weird Al" Yankovic 2009
Frank's 2000" TV Alapalooza 1993
Fun Zone UHF 1989
Gandhi II UHF 1989
Generic Blues UHF 1989
Genius in France Poodle Hat 2003
George of the Jungle Dare to Be Stupid 1985
Germs Running with Scissors 1999
Girls Just Want to Have Lunch Dare to Be Stupid 1985
Good Enough for Now Polka Party! 1986
Good Old Days Even Worse 1988
Gotta Boogie "Weird Al" Yankovic 1983
Grapefruit Diet Running with Scissors 1999
Grapefruit Diet Saga Begins 2000
Gump Saga Begins 2000
Gump The Essential "Weird Al" Yankovic 2009
Happy Birthday "Weird Al" Yankovic 1983
Hardware Store Poodle Hat 2003
Hardware Store The Essential "Weird Al" Yankovic 2009
Harvey the Wonder Hamster Alapalooza 1993
Here's Johnny Polka Party! 1986
Hooked on Polkas Dare to Be Stupid 1985
I Can't Watch This Off the Deep End 1992
I Lost on Jeopardy The Essential "Weird Al" Yankovic 2009
I Lost on Jeopardy In 3-D 1984
I Love Rocky Road "Weird Al" Yankovic 1983
I Remember Larry Bad Hair Day 1996
I Think I'm a Clone Now Even Worse 1988
I Want a New Duck Dare to Be Stupid 1985
I Was Only Kidding Off the Deep End 1992
I'll Be Mellow When I'm Dead "Weird Al" Yankovic 1983
I'll Sue Ya The Essential "Weird Al" Yankovic 2009
I'll Sue Ya [DVD][*] Straight Outta Lynwood 2006
I'll Sue Ya [DVD][Mix] Straight Outta Lynwood 2006
I'm So Sick of You Bad Hair Day 1996
Isle Thing UHF 1989
It's All About the Pentiums Saga Begins 2000
It's All About the Pentiums The Essential "Weird Al" Yankovic 2009
Jerry Springer Running with Scissors 1999
Jerry Springer Saga Begins 2000
Jurassic Park The Essential "Weird Al" Yankovic 2009
King of Suede In 3-D 1984
Lasagna The Essential "Weird Al" Yankovic 2009
Lasagna Even Worse 1988
Let Me Be Your Hog UHF 1989
Like a Surgeon Saga Begins 2000
Like a Surgeon The Essential "Weird Al" Yankovic 2009
Livin' in the Fridge Alapalooza 1993
Living With a Hernia Saga Begins 2000
Melanie The Essential "Weird Al" Yankovic 2009
Melanie Even Worse 1988
Midnight Star In 3-D 1984
Mr. Frump in the Iron Lung "Weird Al" Yankovic 1983
Mr. Popeil In 3-D 1984
My Baby's in Love With Eddie Vedder Running with Scissors 1999
My Bologna "Weird Al" Yankovic 1983
Nature Trail to Hell In 3-D 1984
Ode to a Superhero Poodle Hat 2003
One More Minute The Essential "Weird Al" Yankovic 2009
One of Those Days Polka Party! 1986
Pancreas The Essential "Weird Al" Yankovic 2009
Pancreas [DVD][*] Straight Outta Lynwood 2006
Pancreas [5.1 Surround Sound/Enhanced Stereo/Karaoke Mix][Multimedia Tr Straight Outta Lynwood 2006
Party at the Leper Colony Poodle Hat 2003
Phony Calls Bad Hair Day 1996
Phony Calls Saga Begins 2000
Polka Power! Running with Scissors 1999
Polka Power! Saga Begins 2000
Polka Your Eyes Out Off the Deep End 1992
Polkas on 45 In 3-D 1984
Polkas on 45 [Medley] The Essential "Weird Al" Yankovic 2009
Pretty Fly for a Rabbi Running with Scissors 1999
Pretty Fly for a Rabbi Saga Begins 2000
She Drives Like Crazy UHF 1989
She Never Told Me She Was a Mime Alapalooza 1993
Since You've Been Gone Bad Hair Day 1996
Since You've Been Gone The Essential "Weird Al" Yankovic 2009
Slime Creatures from Outer Space Dare to Be Stupid 1985
Smells Like Nirvana Saga Begins 2000
Smells Like Nirvana The Essential "Weird Al" Yankovic 2009
Spam UHF 1989
Spatula City UHF 1989
Stop Draggin' My Car Around "Weird Al" Yankovic 1983
Stuck in a Closet With Vanna White Even Worse 1988
Such a Groovy Guy "Weird Al" Yankovic 1983
Syndicated Inc. Bad Hair Day 1996
Taco Grande Off the Deep End 1992
Talk Soup Alapalooza 1993
That Boy Could Dance In 3-D 1984
The Alternative Polka [Medley] Bad Hair Day 1996
The Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota The Essential "Weird Al" Yankovic 2009
The Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota UHF 1989
The Brady Bunch In 3-D 1984
The Check's in the Mail "Weird Al" Yankovic 1983
The Hot Rocks Polka UHF 1989
The Night Santa Went Crazy Bad Hair Day 1996
The Night Santa Went Crazy [Extra Gory Version] The Essential "Weird Al" Yankovic 2009
The Plumbing Song Off the Deep End 1992
The Saga Begins Saga Begins 2000
The Saga Begins The Essential "Weird Al" Yankovic 2009
The Weird Al Show Theme Running with Scissors 1999
The White Stuff Off the Deep End 1992
Theme from Rocky XIII In 3-D 1984
Theme from Rocky XIII (The Rye or the Kaiser) Saga Begins 2000
This Is the Life Dare to Be Stupid 1985
Toothless People Polka Party! 1986
Traffic Jam Alapalooza 1993
Trapped in the Drive-Thru Straight Outta Lynwood 2006
Trapped in the Drive-Thru The Essential "Weird Al" Yankovic 2009
Trapped in the Drive-Thru [5.1 Surround Sound/Enhanced Stereo] Straight Outta Lynwood 2006
Trash Day Poodle Hat 2003
Trigger Happy The Essential "Weird Al" Yankovic 2009
Trigger Happy Off the Deep End 1992
Truck Drivin' Song Running with Scissors 1999
Twister Even Worse 1988
UHF [Single Version] The Essential "Weird Al" Yankovic 2009
Velvet Elvis Even Worse 1988
Virus Alert Straight Outta Lynwood 2006
Virus Alert [DVD][*] Straight Outta Lynwood 2006
Virus Alert [DVD][Mix] Straight Outta Lynwood 2006
Waffle King Alapalooza 1993
Wanna B Ur Lovr Poodle Hat 2003
Weasel Stomping Day Straight Outta Lynwood 2006
Weasel Stomping Day [5.1 Surround Sound/Enhanced Stereo/Karaoke ...] Straight Outta Lynwood 2006
Weasel Stomping Day [DVD][*] Straight Outta Lynwood 2006
When I Was Your Age Off the Deep End 1992
White & Nerdy The Essential "Weird Al" Yankovic 2009
White & Nerdy [DVD][Mix] Straight Outta Lynwood 2006
Why Does This Always Happen to Me? Poodle Hat 2003
Yoda The Essential "Weird Al" Yankovic 2009
Yoda Dare to Be Stupid 1985
You Don't Love Me Anymore The Essential "Weird Al" Yankovic 2009
You Make Me Even Worse 1988
Young, Dumb & Ugly Alapalooza 1993
Your Horoscope for Today Running with Scissors 1999
Your Horoscope for Today The Essential "Weird Al" Yankovic 2009
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