Snoop Dogg | Lyrics | Ain't No Fun (If the Homies Can't Have None)

You're back now at the jack-off hour this is DJ, Eazy Dick
On W-Balls, right now, somethin' new, by Snoop Doggy Dogg
And this one goes out to the ladies, from all the guys
A big bow wow wow, 'cause we gonna make it a little mystery
Here tonight, this is DJ Eazy Dick, on the station
That slaps you across your fat ass, with a fat dick

When I met you last night baby
Before you opened up your Gap
I had respect for ya lady
But now I take it all back

'Cause you gave me all your pussy
And ya even licked my balls
Leave your number on the cabinet
And I promise baby, I'll give ya a call

Next time I'm feelin' kinda horny
You can come on over, and I'll break you off
And if you can't f***, that day, baby
Just lay back, and open your mouth

'Cause I have never
Met a girl
That I love
In the whole wide world

Well, if Kurupt gave a f*** about a b**** I'd always be broke
I'd never have no motherfuckin' indo to smoke
I gets loced and looney, b**** you can't do me
Do we like BBD, you hoochie groupie?

I have no love for hoes
That's somethin' I learned in the pound
So how the f*** am I supposed
To pay this hoe, just to lay this hoe

I know the pussy's mine, I'ma f*** a couple more times
And then I'm through with it, there's nothing else to do with it
Pass it to the homie, now you hit it
'Cause she ain't nuthin' but a b**** to me

And y'all know, that b****** ain't s*** to me
I gives a f***, why don't y'all pay attention
Approach it with a different proposition, I'm Kurupt
Hoe you'll never be my only one, trick ass b****

It ain't no fun, if the homies can't have none
It ain't no fun, if the homies can't have none
It ain't no fun, if the homies can't have none
It ain't no fun, if the homies can't have none

Guess who back in the motherfuckin' house
With a fat dick for your motherfuckin' mouth
Hoes recognize, niggaz do too
'Cause when b****** get skanless and pull a voodoo

What you gon' do? You really don't know
So I'd advise you not to trust that hoe
Silly of me to fall in love with a b****
Knowin' damn well, I'm too caught up with my grip

Now as the sun rotates and my game grows bigger
How many b****** wanna f*** this nigga named Snoop
Doggy, I'm all the above
I'm too swift on my toes to get caught up with you hoes

But see, it ain't no fun
If my homies can't get a taste of it
'Cause you know
I don't love 'em

Hey, now ya know, inhale, exhale with my flow
One for the money, two for the b******
Three to get ready, and four to hit the switches
In my Chevy, six-fo' Rad to be exact

With b****** on my side, and b****** on back
So back up b**** 'cause I'm strugglin', so get
Off your knees and then start jugglin'
These motherfuckin' nuts in your mouth
It's me, Warren G the nigga with the clout

It ain't no fun, if the homies can't have none
It ain't no fun, if the homies can't have none
It ain't no fun, if the homies can't have none
It ain't no fun, if the homies can't have none