Sir Mix-A-Lot | Lyrics | Buttermilk Biscuits (Keep on Square Dancin')

Now, I'm your big mal dropper, mud duck stopper
Fila on the bottom and Adidas on the topper
Transform scratchin', big beat matchin'
I can tell you're getting jealous by the looks I'm catchin'

I hate dumb squeezers, MC beaters
Drop five grand on my bird white needer?
I have no idea but I think it's watt meter
Smooth like ice, don't get nice
Just turn up the box for the Mix-A-Lot slice

Y'all ready to get busy?
Now, buttermilk biscuits here we go
Sift the flour roll the dough
Clap your hands and stomp your feet
Move your butt to the funky beat (huh huh)

Buttermilk biscuits
Buttermilk biscuits
Buttermilk biscuits

Lord have mercy
Mix-A-Lot's out here rappin'
About biscuits now

We're from L.A. to the Carolinas
Dip them suckers in Aunt Jemima
Don't make a difference what food you make
Use buttermilk biscuits to clean your plate

You eat 'em in the morn', you eat 'em at night
Kentucky fried chicken makes the suckers just right
I am eat 'em with jelly it's my favorite deally
Wrapped and sealed by a freak named Shelley

Buttermilk biscuits
Buttermilk biscuits
Buttermilk biscuits

One day I kissed my freak, hit the street
Looking for something to eat
In a 18-wheeler, lookin' real swashs
All the girls smile 'cause I'm the big boss

Said, "I gotta eat now, can't eat later"
Made a lot of noise to attract my waiter
The boy walked up, and what did he say?
Say, "Buttermilk biscuits free today"

So what you waitin' on boy, get up shake a leg
Gimme 10 of them suckers with grits and eggs
A glass of Kool aid and a whole stick of butter
Them biscuits make me a super fast cutter

Now grab that can and wrap it in your hand
Bang that sucker till the dough expands
Put them suckers up in your oven
Grab your girlie and get a little lovin'

Add a bit of honey if you want to get funny
Microwave the suckers if you want your honey runny
Gonna get naughty at the Mix-A-Lot party
And rub them suckers all over your body