Eminem | Lyrics | Guilty Conscience

{Meet Eddie, twenty-three years old
Fed up with life and the way things are going
He decides to rob a liquor store
But on his way in, he has a sudden change of heart
And suddenly, his conscience comes into play}

Alright, stop!
(Huh?)
Now before you walk in the door of this liquor store
And try to get money out the drawer
You better think of the consequence
(But who are you?)
I'm your motherfuckin' conscience
That's nonsense
Go in and gaffe the money and run to one of your aunt's cribs
And borrow a damn dress and one of her blonde wigs
Tell her you need a place to stay
You'll be safe for days if you shave your legs with Renee's razor blades

Yeah, but if it all goes through like it's supposed to
The whole neighborhood knows you and they'll expose you
Think about it before you walk in the door first
Look at the store clerk, she's older than George Burns
F*** that! Do that s***, shoot that b****
Can you afford to blow this s***? Are you that rich?
Why you give a f*** if she dies? Are you that b****?
Do you really think she gives a f*** if you have kids?

Man, don't do it, it's not worth it to risk it
(You're right)
Not over this s***
(Stop!)
Drop the biscuit
(I will)
Don't even listen to Slim yo, he's bad for you
You know what Dre I don't like your attitude

{Meet Stan, twenty-one years old
After meeting a young girl at a rave party
Things start getting hot and heavy in an upstairs bedroom
Once again, his conscience comes into play}

Now listen to me, while you're kissin' her cheek
And smearin' her lipstick, I slipped this in her drink
Now all you gotta do is nibble on this little b****** earlobe
Yo this girls only 15 years old
You shouldn't take advantage of her, that's not fair
Yo, look at her bush, does it got hair?
(Ah huh)

F*** this b**** right on that spot there
Till she passes out she forgot how she got their
Man, ain't you ever seen that one movie kids?
No, but I seen the porno that's on nubiest
S***, you wanna get hauled off to jail?
F*** that, hit that s*** raw dawg and bail

{Meet Grady, a twenty-nine year old construction worker
After coming home from a hard day's work
He walks in the door of his trailer park home
To find his wife in bed with another man}

Alright calm down, relax, start breathin'
F*** that s***! You just caught this b**** cheatin'
While you at work she's with some dude tryin' to get off
F*** slittin' her throat, cut this b****** head off
Wait! what if there's an explanation for this s***?
What? She tripped? Fell? Landed on his dick?
Alright Shady, maybe he's right Grady
But think about the baby before you get all crazy

Okay! Thought about it, still wanna stab her?
Grab her by the throat, get your daughter and kidnap her?
That's what I did, be smart, don't be a retard
You gonna take advice from somebody who slapped Dee Barnes?
What'chu say?
What's wrong? Didn't think I'd remember?
I'ma kill ya m***********

Ah ha, temper, temper
Mr. Dre? Mr. N.W.A.?
Mr. A.K. comin' straight outta Compton y'all better make way?
How the f*** you gonna tell this man not to be violent?
'Cause he don't need to go the same route that I went
Been there, done that, aww f*** it what am I sayin'?
Shoot 'em both Grady, where's your gun at?