D12 | Lyrics | Pimp Like Me

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  • Song Name: Pimp Like Me
  • Artist Name: D12
  • Album: Devil's Night
  • Songwriters: De Shawn Holton, Denaun Porter, Jeff Bass, Marshall Mathers, Ondre Moore, Rufus Johnson, Von Carlisle
  • Release Date: 2001.06.26
  • Label: Shady Records

LYRICS FOR "Pimp Like Me"

What up
I gotta tell you m************ the truth
This is straight G s***
And all you can do is respect it

Well I'm a state my name, Swift McVay
None of y'all niggaz got s*** to say
Rhymes keep comin' off like a toupee
Plus I'm big headed runnin' things my way
A selfish man, the back of the hand
Be slappin' the hell out of hoes because I can
Prostitute, I want my loot
And I don't give a f*** about your broke ass man and
Y'all givin' niggaz what they needin'
Till b****** understand I'm mean and

Swift McVay is blowin' up
Courvosier till I'm throwin' up
Wanna play a hate me b****, so what?
What's yo' function? Where's yo' bucks?
All you wanna do is wanna stick him up
You wanna rob me but I got too much
D12, naturally lifted
You niggaz better duck when I c*** the biscuit
You f*** wit me, I f*** wit you
Your entourage, nigga f*** them too

I got grenades
What the hell your little twenty two gon' do?
Y'all ain't gon' shoot
Y'all major soft
Cops gettin' mad 'cause I paid 'em off
Made 'em cough blood and s***
That's what the hell you m************ get
We runs this b****?
So hey, you ain't gotta be scared to f***
If you want head, then prepare to suck
Even if the nigga don't care to nut
For every stroke, it's a hundred bucks
Respect the game, you just a slut
So open your legs up and get my duck

You just a hoe
You just my hoe
Dirty ass hoe
I'm yo' pimp, you my b****

You just a hoe
You just my hoe
Dirty ass hoe
I'm yo' pimp, you my b****

You just a hoe
You just my hoe
Dirty ass hoe
I'm yo' pimp, you my b****

Go get my dough
Go bring me my dough
Dirty ass hoe
I'm yo' pimp, you my b****

I don't spit game, no longer than my name
Then when my chain hang, my nuts do the same
Don't pay pussy, pussy pay me
B****, slut, whore or lady
And knowin' the fact I was born to mack
That's why I got a hoe in the back, blowin' my sac
Got good game, that's a hood thang
What'd you brang, loot or poo tang?

Let 'em all bang, run that cheese
Tell that trick nigga come back please
Rob a L 7, that's a square
You a bottom hoe, you got to know
Off you I plan to make a lot of dough
So suck fast b**** and swallow slow
B**** quit talkin' back
Now walk the track

I don't pay for ass, you pump my gas
You get slapped when we're short of cash
I get whiplash when I hit the gas
And I holla out the window of the hatch
Where's my scratch? B**** that's it
Suck it stroke it make me rich
As a token of my appreciation
It's another client for you to hit

I don't give a f*** if you gotta go home to the kids
You shoulda picked another occupation trick
Now you're stuck with me, f*** with me
And I'm a slap you up in this truck
You must be out your mind or somethin'
Cryin' and whinin' like you tired or somethin'
Go suck some head until it aches for bufferin'
You don't work, you make nothin'
I'm just another case of a lazy husband

I want the paper stack
Buy you an outfit then take it back
When you page me b****, I never page you back
You only act a certain way that I make you act
Hoes recognize and niggaz do too
'Cause they realize that niggaz do shoot
Don't like a chick that act too cute
B**** hold my gat down when I shoot hoops

And don't be askin' me, all kind of questions
All harassin' me, callin' stressin'
Or I may have to release some aggression
Beat you to death and teach you a lesson
Lookin' for handouts like you my damn spouse
Pull your pants down and f*** my mans now
Shut your damn mouth or get in the damn house
Off with the damn blouse and suck on my damn crotch

You just a hoe
You just my hoe
Dirty ass hoe
I'm yo' pimp, you my b****

You just a hoe
You just my hoe
Dirty ass hoe
I'm yo' pimp, you my b****

You just a hoe
You just my hoe
Dirty ass hoe
I'm yo' pimp, you my b****

Bring me my dough
Go get me my dough
Dirty ass hoe
I'm yo' pimp, you my b****

Sell that pussy
Sell that pussy b****
Get out there and switch and go make bizarre rich
You gotta itch, you f*****' dirty b****
Now get on the corner and start suckin' some dicks
Niggaz want pussy and I need cash
So mom, get out there and start sellin' yo' dirty ass
Bizarre quick to hit 'em and then stick 'em
F*** it; I'll let you hit one of my victims

Somebody help I'm on 7 mile and
Shut up b****, you talk too much
Now you about to get f***** in your dirty butt
You never seen a pimp like me out here whorin'
Shut your f*****' mouth and you'll be out by the mornin'
'Cause I'm the dirtiest pimp you ever heard of
Give me my five thousand and take this cheeseburger
Go suck the dick in the back of the party
So what if you on your period, blood never hurt nobody

You just a hoe
You just my hoe
Dirty ass hoe
I'm yo' pimp, you my b****

You just a hoe
You just my hoe
Dirty ass hoe
I'm yo' pimp, you my b****

You just a hoe
You just my hoe
Dirty ass hoe
I'm yo' pimp, you my b****

Bring me my dough
Go bring me my dough
Dirty ass hoe
I'm yo' pimp, you my b****

You just a hoe
You just a hoe
That's all you is
You just a dirty ass b****
A dirty ass, nasty ass, stinky ass, filthy ass, stanky ass b****
But I love you Kim

And there you have it goddamnit, the fundamentals of pimpin'
You heard it here first from the Dirtiest Dozen
You ever seen in yo' g****** life
Yo this is Rondell Beene on the scene
And we keep the pussy holes smilin', because we always whylin'
You know what I'm sayin'?
F*** all what everybody else talkin' about
We let you know right here
Big pimpin', it ain't dead, we love gettin' head, in a dirty ass bed
That's just what we do
You know we was throwin' heroin pimp parties back in 1968
The pussy is all great
I'll see you at eight, b****

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