D12 | Lyrics | S*** Can Happen

B****
Yeah

S*** can happen
S*** can happen
S*** can happen
S*** can happen

S*** can happen
S*** can happen
S*** can happen
S*** can happen

Well that's right m************ we back
Same slangin', orangatangin, wildin' out on hood rats
They say I act like I'm too famous to say hi
And tell 'em what my name is but really I'm still nameless

You niggas don't get it yet do you
Dealin' out platinum or flop I still put it through you
Wit a luger that'll spit fire
And hit higher than a pitch by a b**** like Mariah

You think for one second since we got a deal
That we won't deal wit you in front of St. Andrew's still?
You gay rappers better learn that
I won't stop until I see 'em turn back

If you don't slow that roll you got
You gon' see these runyan ave
Niggas that really need some Prozac
Fo' sho' that, ask the others
But gator lay you down next to
Your mother's mother's grandmother

You know I'm feelin' real rowdy tonight
Ready to fight and half the niggas I give dap to I don't even like
The same cat who never gave a damn about your name
I gives a f*** about it like the next sellin' clippers' game

I kill you in ways you couldn't even fathom
You and your madame, it's really unexplainable how I have 'em
Who call they self screamin' about a challenge
Nigga we got a gift while you barely makin' it off mere talent

My skills are deeply embedded even your hoe said it
She was knock kneed I f***** her now she's bow legged
In the middle of rappin' I drop the mic
And have a stare down and jump in the crowd and start scrappin'
Kuniva and kon artis my nigga we get it crackin'
While the paramedics pick you up we on the side laughin'

Now this ain't funny so don't you dare laugh
S*** can happen in him and yo' ass
You can be touched don't think you can't
'Cuz niggas ain't f*****' around no more man

This ain't funny so don't you dare laugh
S*** can happen in him and yo' ass
You can be touched don't think you can't
'Cuz niggas ain't f*****' around no more man

The feds can't hold me, I hold feds
I was born wit a dark ass cloud over my head
Rainin' acid, you can't refrain from gettin' yo' ass kicked
'Cuz you talk too much you ask for it

I'm on some massive s***, everybody ignore me
They wouldn't f*** with me if I was performin' at an orgy
These niggas get confronted, then they change stories
I touch you then they thinkin' everything is hunky dory

I even have you pour me the gasoline for me
Pullin' up slowly, cocktailin' your homie
You met a lotta niggas which you wouldn't wanna know me
Yo' ass might not even make it home wit your rollie

Don't even try, in your system like E coli
Tryin' to b*** with me, nigga please yo' people die
I'm so wicked that my mama gave birth illegally
I survived the abortion immediately, surprise

Picture me sittin' in a jail cell rottin'
Or barricaded in a motel wit twelve shotguns
So when the cops come knockin' each hand's got one
Cocked, ready to dump slugs heavy as shotputs

One man army, guns can't harm me
Young and army, worse than my uncle Ronnie
Ever since I got my first gun pulled on me
I can't stop carryin' out my dirty laundry

Middle fingers flipped and censorship
Your friends just flipped over the swift penmanship
Ever since I spit some s*** on infinite
I been givin' it a hundred and ten percent

'Cuz when I'm bent most of my energy's spent on enemies
Eighty percent of what I invent is innocent
Twenty percent is from being hungry as sin
Ten's because I love being under your skin

Yeah s*** can happen, so stick to rappin'
Quit the yappin' or I'ma lift the mack and
That can lead to another mishap happenin'
Skip the crap get the can of whoopass crackin'

Now this ain't funny so don't you dare laugh
S*** can happen in him and yo' ass
You can be touched don't think you can't
'Cuz niggas ain't f*****' around no more man

This ain't funny so don't you dare laugh
S*** can happen in him and yo' ass
You can be touched don't think you can't
'Cuz niggas ain't f*****' around no more man

It can and it will, f*** around with Amityville and you die
Insanity spills from the mentality
Of twelve m************ in six different bodies
With their personalities split, f*****' you up wit hit after hit

Stickin' you up with clip after clip, makin' you suck dick after dick
Dirty motherfuckin' dozen, the kon artis
Motherfuckin' Peter S. bizarre, swifty Mcvay, the Kuniva
Dirty father f*****' Harry

Puttin' you down in a cemetery, you get buried
All of you m************ suck our motherfuckin' c****
We are not playin', we are not playin'
We are not bullshittin', this is not a motherfuckin' joke