The Bloodhound Gang | Lyrics | The Ballad of Chasey Lain

Dear Chasey Lain, I wrote to explain
I'm your biggest fan
I just wanted to ask, could I eat your ass?
Write back as soon as you can

You've had a lotta dick, had a lotta dick
I've had a lotta time, had a lotta time
You've had a lotta dick, Chasey
But you ain't had mine

Dear Chasey Lain, I wrote to complain
You never wrote me back
How could I ever eat your ass, when you treat
Your biggest fan like that?

You've had a lotta dick, had a lotta dick
I've had a lotta time, had a lotta time
You've had a lotta dick, Chasey
But you ain't had mine

Dear Chasey Lain, I wrote to constrain
This letter is my last
As your biggest fan, I must demand
You let me eat your ass

You've had a lotta dick, had a lotta dick
I've had a lotta time, had a lotta time
You've had a lotta dick, Chasey
But you ain't had mine

P.S., Mom and Dad, this is Chasey
Chasey, this is my mom and dad
Now show ?em them t******
Now show ?em them t******

P.S., Mom and Dad, this is Chasey
Chasey, this is my mom and dad
Now show ?em them t******
Now show ?em them t******

Would you f*** me for blow?