Don't call me a zero
I'm gonna be a hero
Like Phil Esposito
Or the Kennedy's
I'll be incorporated
And I'll be imitated
And overrated
But that doesn't bother me
All the jaws will drop
And all the girls will scream
And there will be commotion
When I show up on the scene
All that you will see is a celebrity
All that you will see is a celebrity
When I'm riding in my limo
I won't look out the window
Might make me homesick
For humanity
There's nowhere that I can't go
And there's nobody I don't know
And there's an emptiness
That's eating me
All the clocks will stop
And all the jeans will cream
It has always been
My one and only dream
All that's left of me is my celebrity
All that's left of me is my celebrity
Leave your heart
Lay down your art
You're here for the party
Smile and wave
Try to behave
Be happy that they
Made you a celebrity
I could disappear
Into the great unknown
And it would wear my face
As if it were its own
And all that you will see is a celebrity
All that's left of me is my celebrity
I will get in first and I will get in free
All that's left of me is my celebrity