Barenaked Ladies | Lyrics | Another Postcard

You can't imagine so many monkeys in the daily mail
All of them coming anonymously so they leave no trail
Never thought I'd have an admirer from overseas
But someone is sending me stationary filled with chimpanzees

Some chimps in swimsuits, chimps are swinging from a vine
Some chimps in jackboots, chimps that wish they could be mine
Star sky and Hutch chimps, a chimp who's sitting on the can
A pair of Dutch chimps who send their love from Amsterdam

Another postcard with chimpanzees
And every one is addressed to me

Another postcard with chimpanzees
And every one is addressed to me

But if I had to guess, I'd say the monkey-sender thinks it's great
He's sending me, maybe, she's sending me just to see me get irate
Losin' sleep, it's gonna be keeping me up all night
I thought it was funny but now I've got money on a monkey fight

Some chimps in hard hats, chimps a-working on a chain gang
Who love cats, burning rubber in a Mustang
A birthday-wishing chimp, chimp in black like a goth
A goin' fishin' chimp, a British chimp in the bath

Another postcard with chimpanzees
And every one is addressed to me

Another postcard with chimpanzees
And every one is addressed to me

And somehow they followed me even though
I packed and moved my home
No matter what they come and they come they won't leave me alone
Another monkey in the mail could make me lose my mind
Look at me shuffling through the stack until I finally find

Some chimps in swimsuits, some chimps in jackboots
Some chimps in hard hats, some chimps who love cats
I've got some shaved chimps, that's chimps devoid of any hair
I've got depraved chimps dressed up in the women's underwear

Another postcard with chimpanzees
And every one is addressed to me

Every one is, every one is, every one is addressed to me
Every one is, every one is, every one is addressed to me

Another postcard with chimpanzees
And every one is addressed to me

Another postcard with chimpanzees
And every one is addressed to me

Another postcard with chimpanzees
And every one is addressed to me

Another postcard with chimpanzees
And every one is addressed to me