Barenaked Ladies | Lyrics | Quality

Just show me the venue when I'm on the menu
It's personalized
The life of the party, I'm like Billy Barty
But regular-sized

I guess I should explain
Your guests will go insane for me

'Cause I'm serving up quality, it can't be beat
If you're not down, vote with your feet
My quality, biology
Is enhanced with high technology

Over in England, everything bent
But I'm satisfied
I hung with the stars there
You know, they drive cars there
On the other side

They barely noticed me
You said you'd go with me always

'Cause I'm serving up quality, it can't be beat
If you're not down, vote with your feet
My quality, biology
Inspired some Greek mythology

It's all true
(Cross my heart and hope to die)
I swear to you
(Stick a needle in your eye)
And if you've been misled
May some lightning strike me dead

Back Japan, they did not understand
They sent me back here
Look at them now, they're rubbing my cow there
And feeding it beer

I may go back someday
They'll have a huge buffet for me

'Cause I'm serving up quality, it can't be beat
If you're not down, vote with your feet
My quality, neurology
Is studied in theology

It's quality, it can't be beat
If you're not down, vote with your feet
My quality, biology
Is enhanced with high technology

Biology, astrology
Theology, ecology
Mythology, pathology
Cosmology, etymology

Demonology, biology
Astrology, theology
My quality, neurology
Is studied in theology