Dan Aykroyd (Sgt. Joe Friday)
Tom Hanks (Pep Streebek)
Christopher Plummer (Rev. Jonathan Whirley)
Harry Morgan (Capt. Bill Gannon)
Alexandra Paul (Connie Swail)
Gary Lee Davis (Leggings Pagan)
Peter Aykroyd (Phoney Cop #2)
Meg Wyllie (Mrs. Gannon)
Bill Wittman (Narrator)
Dona Speir (Baitmate)
Jimmie F. Skaggs (Caterer Pagan)
Chester Grimes (Pagan)
Bert Hinchman (Night Watchman)
Julia Jennings (Sylvia Wiss)
Christopher Mankiewicz (White Coat)
Stuart Quan (Tough #3)
Julie Donald (Zookeeper)
Josh Cruze (Police Officer)
Sydney Urshan (Officer Conklin)
Ray Sharkey (Drug Pagan)
Casey Sander (Phoney Cop #1)
Kathleen Freeman (Enid Borden)
Kimberly Foster (Betsy Blees)
Ava Fabian (Baitmate)
Sandra Eng (TV Reporter)
Gray Daniels (Crewman #1)
Donald Craig (Announcer)
Jim Boeke (Nectar Pagan)
Fred Asparagus (Tito Provencal)
Ruben Garfias (Tough #2)
Bruce Gray (Mayor Parvin)
Lenka Peterson (Granny Mundy)
Maurice Marsac (Maitre d')
Lisa London (1982 Redhead)
Margaret Lenzey (Baitmate)
Peter Leeds (Roy Grest)
D.D. Howard (Officer Robin Gilbert)
Lisa Aliff (April)
Jack O'Halloran (Emil Muzz)
Elizabeth Ashley (Police Commissioner Jane Kirkpatrick)
Dabney Coleman (Jerry Caesar)