Leslie Nielsen (Lt. Frank Drebin)
Priscilla Presley (Jane Spencer)
George Kennedy (Ed Hocken)
O.J. Simpson (Nordberg)
Fred Ward (Rocco)
Robert Weiss (Tuba Player)
Burton Zucker (Clinic Patient)
Charlotte Zucker (Nurse)
Bill Zuckert (Old Man)
Chrissy Bocchino (Mother Theresa)
Danny D. Daniels (Cabbie)
Alex Zimmerman (Mess Hall Convict)
Pia Zadora (Herself)
Weird Al Yankovic (Himself)
Jeff Wright (Store Manager)
Vanna White (Herself)
Raquel Welch (Herself (uncredited))
Jerald Vincent (Dancer)
Julie Strain (Dominatrix)
Aaron Seville (Cop)
Michael Ewing (Assistant Director)
Mariel Hemingway (Herself (uncredited))
Gary Cooper (Cop)
Joe D'Angerio (Security Guard)
Pamela Basker (Actor/Actress)
Peter Segal (Producer of 'Sawdust & Mildew')
Wylie Small (Defense Attorney)
Hammam Shafie (Cabbie)
Blane Savage (Dancer)
William Kerr (Producer of 'Sawdust & Mildew')
Andrew Craig (Bryce Porterhouse Guard)
Marianne Davis (Girl of Geriatric Park)
David Zucker (Teleprompter Guy)
Wayne "Crescendo" Ward (Dancer)
Rick Scarry (Security Guard)
Robert LoCash (Producer of 'Sawdust & Mildew')
Matt Roe (Clayton)
Mary Lou Retton (Herself)
Robert J. Elisberg (Taxi Driver)
Olympia Dukakis (Herself (uncredited))
Shannen Doherty (Herself (uncredited))
Lois de Banzie (Dr. Kohlzak)
Ann B. Davis (Herself)
Randall "Tex" Cobb (Big Hairy Con)
Glen Chin (Sumo Wrestler)
Michael Chambers (Dancer)
John Capodice (Mr. Big)
Andre Rosey Brown (Corridor Guard)
Susan Breslau (Train Lady #1)
Tim Bohn (Waldo)
Earl Boen (Dr. Eisendrath)
Doris Belack (Dr. Roberts)
Jeffrey Anderson-Gunter (Cabbie)
Rosalind Allen (Bobbi)
Bill Erwin (Conductor)
Morgan Fairchild (Herself (uncredited))
Paul Feig (Oscar Audience Member)
Christopher Keene (Cop)
James Earl Jones (Himself (uncredited))
Wendy Hogan (Producer's Wife)
Scott Herriott (Oscar Audience Member)
Florence Henderson (Herself)
Joe Grifasi (Director)
Eugene Greytak (Pope)
Elliott Gould (Himself (uncredited))
Marcy Goldman (Train Lady #3)
Nigel Gibbs (Carjacker)
Lou Felder (Presenter)
Tom Finnegan (Priest)
Joe Flood (Cop)
David Fresco (Lifetime Award Recipient)
Marc Alaimo (Trucker)
Raye Birk (Papshmir)
Kathleen Freeman (Muriel)
Anna Nicole Smith (Tanya Peters)
Ellen Greene (Louise)
Ed Williams (Ted)