Tim Robbins (Norville Barnes)
Jennifer Jason Leigh (Amy Archer)
Paul Newman (Sidney J. Mussburger)
Charles Durning (Waring Hudsucker)
John Mahoney (Chief)
David Byrd (Dr. Hugo Bronfenbrenner)
Tom Toner (Newsroom Reporter)
Richard Whiting (Ancient Puzzler)
Sam Raimi (Creative Bullpen)
Thom Noble (Thorstenson Finlandson)
David Gould (Newsroom Reporter)
Nelson George (Newsroom Reporter)
John Wylie (Board Member)
Pat Cranshaw (Ancient Sorter)
Mary Lou Rosato (Mussburger's Secretary)
John Cameron (Creative Bullpen)
Philip Loch (Mailroom Screamer)
Ed Lillard (Newsroom Reporter)
Christopher Darga (Mail Room Orienter)
Cynthia Baker (New Year's Mob)
Anna Nicole Smith (Za Za)
Donna Isaacson
John Lyons
Richard Woods (Board Member)
Noble Willingham (Zebulon Cardoza)
Robert Weil (Mail Room Boss)
Gary Allen (Board Member)
David Fawcett (Newsroom Reporter)
William Duff-Griffin (Newsreel Scientist)
James Deuter (New Year's Mob)
Jerome Dempsey (Board Member)
Lou Criscuolo (Mailroom Screamer)
Bill Cobbs (Moses)
Harry Bugin (Aloysius)
Roy Brocksmith (Board Member)
I.M. Hobson (Board Member)
Jon Polito (Mr. Bumstead)
Mario Todisco (Norville's Goon)
Mike Starr (Newsroom Reporter)
Peter Siragusa (Newsroom Reporter)
Richard Schiff (Mailroom Screamer)
John Scanlan (Board Member)
Dick Sasso (Drunk in Alley)
Ernest Sarracino (Luigi the Tailor)
John Seitz (Benny)
Steve Buscemi (Beatnik Barman)
Peter Gallagher (Vic Tenetta)
Jim True (Buzz)
Bruce Campbell (Smitty)
Joe Grifasi (Lou)