Dan Aykroyd (Hary Sultenfuss)
Anna Chlumsky (Vada Sultenfuss)
Austin O'Brien (Nick Zsigmond)
Jamie Lee Curtis (Shelly Sultenfuss)
Christine Ebersole (Rose Zsigmond)
Richard Masur (Phil Sultenfuss)
Kevin Sifuentes (Julio)
Alex Nevil (Acting Troupe)
Devon Gummersall (Rich Boy)
George D. Wallace (Gnarly Old Man)
Rachel Wagner (Nancy)
Bart Sumner (Harold)
Ben Stein (Stanley Rosenfeld)
David Purdham (Mr. Owett)
Dan Hildebrand (Hari Krishna)
Charles Fleischer (Cab Driver)
Megan Butler (Wardrobe Lady)
Brendan Cowles (Acting Troupe)
Gerritt Graham (Dr. Sam Helburn)
Keone Young (Daryl Tanaka)
Anthony Jones (Arthur)
Jodie Markell (Hilary Mitchell)
Richard Beymer (Peter Webb)
John David Souther (Jeffrey Pommeroy)
Angeline Ball (Maggie Muldovan)
Aubrey Morris (Alfred Beidermeyer)