Ellen Page (Bliss Cavendar)
Marcia Gay Harden (Brooke Cavendar)
Kristen Wiig ("Maggie Mayhem")
Kristen Wiig (Maggie Mayhem)
Drew Barrymore ("Smashley Simpson")
Drew Barrymore (Smashley Simpson)
Juliette Lewis ("Iron Maven")
Juliette Lewis (Iron Maven)
Eulala Scheel (Shania Cavendar)
Carlo Alban (Birdman)
Ari Graynor (Eva Destruction)
Jimmy Fallon (Johnny)
Zoe Bell ("Bloody Holly")
Eve ("Rosa Sparks")
Ari Graynor ("Eva Destruction")
Kristen Adolfi (Manson Sister #1)
Rachel Piplica (Manson Sister #2)
Sydney Bennett (Kami Kaze)
Har Mar Superstar (Fight Attendants Coach)
Sarah Habel (Corbi)
Mark Boyd (Ronny)
Will Brick (Referee)
Barbara Coven (Pageant Mother)
Edward Austin Kelly (Pageant Coordinator)
Doug Minckewicz (Colby)
Rusty Mewha (Holy Rollers Coach)
Danny Mooney (Smashley's Fiancé)
Shannon Eagen (Amber)
Madge Levinson (Helen)
Nina Kircher (Trudy)
Mary Callaghan Lynch (Val)
Brent Kyle (Savage)
Claudia Rogers (Mrs. Weaver)
Latasha Pippen (Juana Beat'n)
Alexis O'Neill (Pocket Rocket)
Michael Petrillo (Poindexter)
Eli Bleiler (Jaba the Slut)
Sean O'Reilly (Colby's Friend #2)
Sam Zikakis (Colby's Friend #3)
Patrick Moug (Terrifying Cop)
Daniel Stern (Earl Cavendar)
Jimmy Fallon ("Hot Tub" Johnny Rocket)
Landon Pigg (Oliver)
Eve (Rosa Sparks)
Alia Shawkat (Pash Amini)
Andrew Wilson (Coach "Razor")