Robert Lindsay (Bert Rigby)
Cathryn Bradshaw (Laurel Pennington)
Robbie Coltrane (Sid Trample)
Anne Bancroft (Meredith Perlestein)
Corbin Bernsen (Jim Shirley)
Harry Murphy (Beer Distributor)
Paul Butterworth (Bert's Mate)
Dominique Barnes (Crown Royal Commercial Girl)
Daniel Albert (Dancer)
John Cleese
Zoey Wilson (Miss Fogelson)
George D. Wallace (Bartender)
Johnny Dark (Customer at Improv)
Mike Grady (Mick O'Grady)
Terry Israel (Bar Patron)
Frank Lugo (Latin Bar Patron)
Julie Ow (Cashier)
Beth Sjogren (Dancer)
Barbara Stamm (Dinner Guest)
Diana Weston (Young Mrs. Rigby)
James Clark (Train Engineer)
Arsenio "Sonny" Trinidad (Oriental Gardener)
Ron Barker (English Butler)
Israel Juarbe (Bell Hop)
Fanny Carby (Aunt Aggie)
Ted Hayden (Martin)
Kirk Hansen (Dancer)
Katie Graves (Jogger)
Deborah Geffner (Dancer)
Robert Hines (Crown Royal Commercial Boy)
Alison Jane Frazer (Stewardess)
Carmen Du Sautoy (Tess Trample)
Jordan Bennett (Director (Improv Customer))
Sebastian Russell (Dancer)
Bill E. Rogers (Bert's Mate)
Santos Morales (Jesus)
Felix Montano (Dancer)
Keith McDaniel (Dancer)
Monique Mannen (Dancer)
George Malpas (Minister)
Murray MacLeod (Beer Distributor)
Lila Kaye (Mrs. Pennington)
Jackie Gayle (I.I. Perlestein)
Liberty Mounten (Elvis Impersonator)
Bruno Kirby (Kyle De Forrest)
Liz Smith (Mrs. Rigby)