John Ritter (Ben Healy)
Michael Oliver (Junior)
Amy Yasbeck (Flo Healy)
Gilbert Gottfried (Mr. Igor Peabody)
Jack Warden (Big Ben Healy Sr.)
Garry Smith (Angry Little Person)
Josh Stoppelwerth (Kid #4)
John O'Connell (Psychiatrist)
Al Trejo (Policeman)
Shaun Shimoda (Kinjo Hirohito)
Lico Reyes (Pedro)
Dennis Redfield (Cameraman)
Eric Poppick (Dr. Strauss)
Kristy Lynne Patrick (Kid #2)
Norma Moore (Sister Samantha)
Alex Utroska (Kid in Dugout)
Kerry Von Erich (Neo Natzi)
Judy Jones (Anchorperson)
John S. Davies (Paramedic)
Valerie McCaffrey
Nancy Nayor
Florence Schauffler (Mrs. Perkins)
Dennis Dugan (All-American Dad)
Jessica Zucha (Serious Girl)
Ed Yeager (Jim O'Conner)
Jack Willis (Regular Joe)
Willie Minor (Guard #1)
Melissa Martin (Friend No. 1)
Joshua Martin (Shortstop)
John Galt (Warden)
June Foray
Ward Emling (Mr. Henderson)
Eric Elterman (All-American Boy)
Justin Elledge (Freddy)
Vince Davis (Clown)
Eli Cummins (Umpire)
Jordan Burton (Kid #1)
Cody Beard (Second Baseman)
Robert A. Anderson (Boy in Chair)
Adam Anderly (Catcher)
Anna Marie Allred (Kid #3)
Corki Grazer (Sister Mary)
Vernon Grote (Guard #2)
Kristen Lowman (Mrs. Henderson)
Ellen Locy (Nun #2)
Hugh Lampman (Master of Ceremonies)
Josef Kolb (Kid No. 5)
Colby Kline (Lucy)
Charlotte Akin (Lorraine)
Eiichi Edward Kawanbe (Mr. Mitsui)
Danny Kamekona (Mr. Hirohito)
Melody Jones (Sister Abigail)
Helena Humann (Mother Superior)
Philip Hjin (Mr. Yangita)
Michael Richards (Martin Beck)
Peter Jurasik (Roy)