John Candy (Danny Muldoon)
Maureen O'Hara (Rose Muldoon)
Ally Sheedy (Theresa Luna)
Kevin Dunn (Patrick)
Milo O'Shea (Doyle)
Michael Nash (Crazed Prisoner)
Les Podewell (Jack)
Brittany Radcliffe (Witch)
Porscha Radcliffe (Bum)
Mahlon Sharp (Tommy Bones)
Dick Sollenberger (Suit Salesman)
Rick LeFevour (Hoodlum)
Timothy O'Meara (Cop)
John M. Watson, Sr. (Leo)
Marlon A. Morris (Cop Friend)
Ed Meekin (Carriage Driver)
Kieran Culkin (Patrick Jr)
James Deuter (Waiter)
Clarke P.Devereux (News Vendor)
Jesse J. Donnelly (Policeman)
James "Ike" Eichling (Cop)
Martin Fisher (Chess Player)
John Chandler (Tyrone)
Teri McEvoy (Susan)
Sandra Macat (Stewardess)
Bernie Landis (Larry)
Allen Hamilton (O'Neal)
Marvin J. McIntyre (Father Strapovic)
Macaulay Culkin (Billy)
Anthony Quinn (Nick Acropolis)
Bert Remsen (Spats)
James Belushi (Sal Buonarte)
Joe V. Greco (Johnny Luna)