1. Luke Wilson
    (Pvt. Joe Bauers)

  2. Maya Rudolph
    (Rita)

  3. Dax Shepard
    (Frito)

  1. Terry Crews
    (President Camacho)

  2. Lawrence Castillo
    (Prison Guard #3)

  3. Melissa Espinales
    (Counter Woman)

  1. John Dodson
    (Additional Officer)

  2. Kevin Klee
    (Ow! My Balls! Guy)

  3. Wes Davis
    (Trashy Teen Jock)

  1. Melissa Sweet
    (Slutty Girl)

  2. Ryan Ransdell
    (Trashy Guy)

  3. Eli Muñoz
    (Horny Guy)

  1. Heath Jones
    (Cop #1)

  2. Ryan Melton
    (Hospital Technician)

  3. Joseph Cheatham
    (Doctor in Waiting Room)

  1. Jason Schaefer
    (Prison Guard #1/Costco Greeter)

  2. Marcos Martinez Rios
    (Secret Service Thug #2)

  3. Jason Konopisos
    (Cop at Government Center)

  1. Greg Kelly
    (Stadium Guard)

  2. Derek Southers
    (Male FOX Newscaster)

  3. Melissa Dawn
    (Female FOX Newscaster)

  1. Brendan Hill
    (Secretary of Energy)

  2. Roman Ramos
    (Congressman #2)

  3. Christopher M. Campos
    (Congressman #1)

  1. Richard Reeder
    (Prison Guard #2)

  2. Kevin S. McAfee
    (Bailiff)

  3. Sonny Castillo
    (Prosecutor)

  1. Heather Kafka
    (Woman at Carl's Jr.)

  2. Earl Mann
    (Narrator)

  3. Justin Long
    (Doctor)

  1. Michael McCafferty
    (Officer Collins)

  2. Robert Musgrave
    (Sgt. Keller)

  3. Daniel Smith
    (Control Room Director)

  1. Thomas Haden Church
    (Brawndo CEO)

  2. Andrew Wilson
    (Beef Supreme)

  3. Sara Rue
    (Attorney General)

  1. Stephen Root
    (Judge)

  2. Chris Warner
    (Cop at Costco)

  3. Patrick Fischler
    (Yuppie Husband)

  1. Greg Pitts
    (Cameraman)

  2. Mark Turner
    (Officer)

  3. Mitch Baker
    (Doctor With Trashy Guy)

  1. Brad "Scarface" Jordan
    (Uprgrayedd)

  2. Valerie Posas
    (New Slutty Girl)

  3. Lidia Porto
    (Female Reporter)

  1. Danny Cochran
    (Secretary of Education)

  2. Lonnie Nelson
    (Trapped Man)

  3. Randal Reeder
    (Secret Service Thug)

  1. Darlene Hunt
    (Yuppie Wife)

  2. Turk Pipkin
    (Guy at Costco)

  3. Anthony 'Citric' Campos
    (Secretary of Defense)

  1. David Herman
    (Secretary of State)

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