Tim Allen (Luther Krank)
Jamie Lee Curtis (Nora Krank)
Dan Aykroyd (Vic Frohmeyer)
Erik Per Sullivan (Spike Forhmeyer)
Cheech Marin (Officer Salino)
Eryn Nicole Gonsalves (Schoolgirl)
Matt Walsh (Neighbor #2)
Chelsea Broussard (Schoolgirl)
Dawn Didawick (Shopper)
Rachel L. Smith (Trish Trogdon)
Mark Christopher Lawrence (Wes Trogdon)
Patrick O'Connor (Office Staff)
Taylor Block (Schoolgirl)
Cary Thompson (Manager)
Julia Roth (Cashier)
Lyndon Smith (Randy Scanlon)
Kim Rhodes (Office Staff)
J.P. Romano (Mailman)
David L. Lander (Tanning Intruder)
Andrew Daly (Husband)
Vernee Watson-Johnson (Dox)
Doug Cox (Neighbor #1)
Joe Guzaldo (Burglar)
Jan Hoag (Choir Director)
Ryan Pfening (Gus Scanlon)
Paul Taylor (Fireman)
Eric Per Sullivan (Actor/Actress)
Tom Poston (Father Zabriskie)
René Lavan (Joanna)
Austin Pendleton (Umbrella Santa/Marty)
Caroline Rhea (Candi)
Patrick Breen (Aubie)
Felicity Huffman (Merry)
Arden Myrin (Daisy)
John Short (Ned Beker)
Bonita Friedericy (Jude Becker)
Julie Gonzalo (Blair Krank)
David Hornsby (Randy Becker)
Jake Busey (Officer Treen)
M. Emmet Walsh (Walt Scheel)
Elizabeth Franz (Bev Scheel)
Kevin Chamberlain (Mr. Scanlon)