Tim Conway (Dooley)
Jack Weston (Elton)
Harvey Korman (Lou)
Ted Wass (Stump)
Anne Meara (Madge)
Ted Bolczak (Cab Driver)
Anzio (Cashier)
James Bacon (Track Usher)
Pat Kehoe (Man at Jail)
Gregory Wolf (Bell Captain)
Virginia Vincent (Waitress)
Kelly Conway (Program Seller)
Don Draper (Desk Clerk)
Mickey Elliott (Receptionist)
Maria Korman (Assistant Clerk)
Brad Logan (Doorman)
Ollie the Fish (Himself)
Stephen Siotta (Lizard)
Dave Johnson (Track Announcer)
Brad Trumbull (Track Cop)
Susan Tolsky (Dee)
Leif Garrett
Tom Finnegan (Desk Cop)
Dick Enberg (Radio Announcer)
Nick Dimitri (Track Cop)
Yvonne del Walker (Mrs. Hooper)
Eddie Deezen (Parking Attendant)
Frank Bonner (Realtor)
Ben Baker (Mr. Hooper)
Garry Goodrow (Josh)
Jinaki (Toby)
Pat Studstill (Jail Cop)
Hank Rolike (Jelly)
Buckley Norris (Man in Stands)
Edie McClurg (Donna)
Pat Li (Ono)
Ernest Anderson (Old Man)
Jonathan Winters (Tyler)
Jorge Cervera, Jr. (Santiago)
Stella Stevens (Nicki Dixon)
George DiCenzo (DeFranco)
Joseph Ruskin (Fusco)