Michael J. Fox (Michael Chapman)
Christina Vidal (Angie Vega)
Nathan Lane (Ed Chapman)
Cyndi Lauper (Geena Briganti)
David Krumholtz (Barry Corman)
John Lyons
Jessica Wilson (New York Singer)
Carlton Watson (Galaxy Waiter)
Christopher Durang (Santa)
Rubén Blades (Angie's Father)
Aida Turturro (Officer Moran)
Laura Bundy (Courtney Aspinall)
Ann Lawrence (Concerned Woman)
Hrant Alianak (Cereal Commercial Director)
Frank Crudele (Passerby)
Kelli Fox (Marilyn)
Stephen Bogardus (Man 1)
Michael Rupert (Harrison)
Sean Power (Lenny)
Kevin Zegers (Little Mikey)
Mario Todisco (Driver)
Ralph Small (Mr.Wasserman)
Marcell Rosenblatt (Tiffany's Mom)
Anaysha Figueroa (Kimberly Denise Jackson)
Brenda Currin (George's Mom)
Eve Crawford (Courtney's Mom)
Frances Chaney (Mrs.Cantrell)
Robin Byrd (Bambi)
Kate Burton (Mrs.Burns)
Christine Baranski (Carol)
Dylan Baker (Mr.Burns)
Paula Garcés (Janice)
Kathryn Grody (Mrs.Corman)
Mandy Patinkin (Irate Man)
Silvio Oliviero (Marker)
Michelle Moffett (Kimberly's Mom)
Heather MacRae (Mrs.Tobin)
Jerry Lawler (The Lobotomizer)
Tony Hendra (Cookie Commercial Director)
Annabelle Gurwitch (Debbie)
Mary Alice (Mrs.Gordon)
David Huddleston (Mr. Corcoran)
Victor Garber (Brian Spiro)