Joanna Adler (Piercing Woman)
Freddie Prinze, Jr. (Al Connelly)
Jennifer Albano (Emma)
Julia Stiles (Imogen)
Caroline Ambrose (Kissing Babe-Woman)
Selma Blair (Cyrus)
Shawn Hatosy (Eddie Hicks)
Jason Bailey (Angry Audience Member)
Zak Orth (Monk Jablonski)
Mark Blum (Interviewer)
Lauren German (Lovestruck Woman)
Julian Caiazzo (Young Al, 5 Years)
Zay Harding (Lovestruck Man)
Amanda Barfield (Faith Keenan)
Adam Carolla (Host)
Chloe Hunter (Megan Brodski)
Jerry Carreccio (Young Al, 12 Years)
Granger Green (Haley Heller)
Michael J. Conti (SWAT Team)
Jed Rhein (Gabe Stiano)
Chris Desmond (Man With Emma)
Joseff Stevenson (Ted McGurran)
Elizabeth Levin (Carbs Girl)
Richard Galella (SWAT Team)
Lola Glaudini (Parolee)
Robin Nance (Daddy's Girl)
Mary Wigmore (Pearly Whites)
Jimmy Kimmel (Host)
Mimi Langeland (Leather Woman)
David Logan (Suburban Husband)
Joanna Myers (Suburban Wife)
Elizabeth Page (Stage Manager)
Frank Wood (Doctor)
Ashton Kutcher (Jim Morrison)
Chloe Beardman (Young Imogen, 11 Years)
Rosario Dawson (Lana)
Henry Winkler (Chef Ray)
Susan Blommaert (Psychologist)
Lucie Arnaz (Judy Connelly)