Kenneth Branagh (Lee Simon)
Judy Davis (Robin Simon)
Famke Janssen (Bonnie)
Joe Mantegna (Tony Gardella)
Melanie Griffith (Nicole Oliver)
Eve Salvail (Bruce Bishop's Admirer)
Jim Moody (Security Guard)
Winona Ryder (Nola)
Charlize Theron (Supermodel)
Greg Mottola (Director)
Dylan Baker (Priest)
Isaac Mizrahi (Bruce Bishop)
Kate Burton (Cheryl)
Andre Gregory (John Papadakis)
Patti D'Arbanville (Iris)
Gretchen Mol (Vicky)
Mary Jo Buttafuoco (Herself)
Joey Buttafuoco (Himself)
Allison Janney (Evelyn Isaacs)
Donald Trump (Himself)
Aida Turturro (Psychic)
Jeffrey Wright (Off Off Broadway Director)
Leonardo DiCaprio (Brandon Darrow)
Michael Lerner (Dr. Lupus)
Hank Azaria (David)
Bebe Neuwirth (Hooker)