Jim Dale (Chris Columbus)
Bernard Cribbins (Mordecai Mendoza)
Maureen Lipman (Countess Esmeralda)
Peter Richardson (Bart Columbus)
Alexei Sayle (Achmed)
Burt Kwouk (Wang)
Chris Langham (Hubba)
Tom Laughlin (The Bosun)
Mark Sinden (Captain Perez)
Peter Gordeno (The Shaman)
Peter Gilmore (Governor of the Canaries)
Prudence Solomon (Ha Ha)
Richard Wilson (Felipe)
Martin Clunes (Martin)
David Boyce (Customer with ear)
Lynda Baron (Meg)
John Antrobus (Manservant)
Leslie Phillips (King Ferdinand)
June Whitfield (Isabella of Spain)
Holly Aird (Maria)
Keith Allen (Pepi the Portuguese Poisoner)
Harold Berens (Cecil the Torturer)
Alan Corduner (Sam)
Jack Douglas (Marco the Cereal Killer)
James Faulkner (Torquemada)
Jon Pertwee (Duke of Costa Brava)
Tony Slattery (Baba the Messenger)
Sarah Stockbridge (Nina the Model)
Rik Mayall (Sultan of Turkey)
Charles Fleischer (Pontiac)
Larry Miller (Indian Chief)
Nigel Planer (Grand Wazir)