Weird Al Yankovic › Lyrics › Girls Just Want to Have Lunch

Some girls like to buy new shoes
And others like drivin' trucks and wearing tattoos
There's only one thing that they all like a bunch
Oh, girls, they wanna have lunch
Oh, girls just wanna have lunch

I know how to keep a woman satisfied
When I whip out my Diner's Card their eyes get so wide
They're always in the mood for something to munch
Oh, girls, they wanna have lunch
Oh, girls just wanna have

That's all they really want, some lunch
Don't ask 'em to dinner or breakfast or brunch
'Cause girls, they wanna have lunch
Oh, girls just wanna have lunch

Girls, they watch, wanna to have lunch
Girls, wanna have

She eats like she got a hole in her neck
And I'm the one that always gets stuck with the check
Can't figure out how come they don't weigh a ton
Oh, girls, they wanna have lunch
Oh, girls just wanna have

That's all they really want, is some lunch
Don't know for certain but I've got a hunch
Those girls, they wanna have lunch
Oh, girls just wanna have lunch

Girls, they watch, wanna have lunch
Girls, wanna have

They just wanna, they just wanna
Girls, they just wanna, they just wanna
Girls just wanna have lunch, girls
Girls just wanna have lunch

They just wanna, they just wanna
They just wanna, they just wanna
They just wanna