Turbonegro › Lyrics › Stroke the Shaft

Stroke it, smoke it, make it glad
It's not that hard
Scrub it, rub it, just sing along
It's not that hard

Say it, pray it, turn on the mic
And work it like a child
Don't talk to me about wasted youth
Like it's going out of style

This is a pipe you cannot smoke
This is a beast that you may stroke
But in a case of emergency
Come on and stroke the shaft

Stroke the shaft, make it last
Not too fast, the head's off limits
Grip the staff, alpha-mast
Cast a grasp, the head's off limits

Scorch it, torch it
Make it blaze, man, that was rad
Stroke it, don't choke it
Just provoke it, man that was bad, bad ass

This is a pipe you cannot smoke
This is a beast that you may stroke
But in a case of emergency
Break the glass and stroke the shaft

Stroke the shaft, make it last
Not too fast, the head's off limits
Grip the staff, alpha-mast
Cast a grasp, the head's off limits

Stroke the shaft, make it last
Not too fast, the head's off limits
Grip the staff, razzmattazz
Alpha-mast, the head's off limits

Do you remember too fast for love?
We fit together like hand in glove
We used to make s*** levitate, baby, we were so
Gotta get my shaft stroked