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Too Sheezy, whats up main?
Playa for life baby, you got to go out there
And handle your business get my money
Handle yours, playas play on b****

Nigga thats pimp s*** b****** gonna pay me
What you say? Oh these hoes gon' pay me
Nothin' but the hog in me, nothin' but the dog in me baby
Nigga thats pimp s***, born to mack
Nothin' but the hog in me, that's what I said

I was born to mack and at a young age
I knew I'd be a real pimp someday
So I practiced my walk, I studied the game
I never been a sucker but I was still lame

Some things never change but my game elevated
When it comes to pimpin' hoes I been truly educated
Cause I'm so slick, I make hoes turn tricks
Players University, class of '86

And I'm hard on a b****, go ask my first ho
I was 17 then and now I'm 34
I'ma still be a pimp till the day I die
On every street corner, and every high rise

I got the best women that money can buy
When I talk about the game, I never lie
Ask me why that lil' girl made her momma cry
You wanna know I'll tell you why, nigga

Nigga thats pimp s***, get that money main
Nothin' but the hog in me, nothin' but the dog in me baby
Nigga thats pimp s***, that's right, nothin' but the hog in me
Get that money b****, get that money b****

She got lost and turned out at a young age
I knew she'd be a real ho someday
When she was 10, she was freaky back then
She would let the lil' boys rub on her pants

She liked sittin' on a grown mans lap
When she was 14, she let em f*** her from the back
For some scratch, she let em hit
Pull up her skirt, and lick on her c***

Lil fine ass b****, with some big ol' t***
Made her first pimp rich with that good s***
But at the age of 26 she's an old ho
She don't really look that good no mo'

But she could make a trick cum in a minute
Anything you want you can get it
Anything you pay for, she'll earn
Give her some money, she'll take your sperm, nigga

Nigga thats pimp s*** get your money girl, get that money girl
Nothin' but the hog in me, nothin' but the dog in me b****
Niggas thats pimp s*** pimp s***, yea, fa sho'
Nothin' but the hog in me
Oh you know pimpin' is the oldest profession

He used to give the girls his lunch money when he was young
For a kiss on the cheek, he thought it was fun
I knew he'd be a real trick one day
Lettin' girls ride his bike, let 'em win when they play

He was soft, and females made him week
When you got no game, the only way to make a freak
Is to pay em, and thats what he grew up and did
He won't lie, ask him what he do for a b****

Spend cash, just to get some ass
He tried to marry a ho, but the s*** didn't last
He broke the golden rule, I hope he never tried
His own wife, own house, and he still had to die

That's f***** up, but that's the life of a trick
Be a sucker for a b**** and she'll suck your dick
I know he loves her, I don't doubt him
She pulled out his money, said, "I love things about him"

Nigga thats pimp s***, pimp s***
Nothin' but the hog in me, nothin' but the dog in me baby
Nigga thats pimp s*** get that money girl, get ya money b****
It's nothin' but the hog in me, nigga that's pimp s***
Nothin' but the hog in me

Say man what's the oldest profession
Nigga that's pimp s***, oh yeah that's right
Nothin' but the hog in me, nothin' but the dog in me baby
Oh give that pimp s*** main, that's pimpin'
It's nothin' but the hog in me