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Ain't no b****** like the ones I got
All top notches gotta stay on top
Party all night and we make a lot
I gotta keep a fat knot, it don't stop, b****

Ain't no b****** like the ones I got
When I take 'em to the spot, you know they all look hot
Like I said, " Homeboy, all I got is top notch"
Gotta keep a fat knot, it don't stop

I'm the super player, I got women everywhere
I know you love a square, I don't care
I still hit it, anytime I want to
Call her at the house, I bet she'll tell me, "Come through"

I'm coming, every time I see her
That's what I'm doing, I can't believe you
When you tell me, "She's all yours"
'Cause when I have her on the floor, down on all fours

She said, it's mine and that's for sure
If you come around when I'm near, you gotta go
'Cause y'all know nothing 'bout this ballers world
When we was players coming up, we knocked all the girls

And now I just go out and take my pick
If you gotta enough game you can take my b****
I won't hate you, try to clown or put you down
'Cause I got women all over this town

Ain't no b****** like the ones I got
All top notches gotta stay on top
We party all night and we make a lot
Gotta keep a fat knot, it don't stop, b****

Ain't no b****** like the ones I got
When I take 'em to the spot, you know they all look hot
Like I said, " Homeboy, all I got is top notch"
Gotta keep a fat knot, it don't stop

You couldn't be a betta player than me
You ain't got enough game, you couldn't take her from me
You ain't even have a chance, not with me in the picture
You even got the last dance, you can see what it gets you

Nothing, broken hearted and lonely
'Cause when it's over, she's going home with me
Five foot nine, short hair, big booty
Looking like the leading lady starring in a movie

Fly crib, Mercedes Benz
She love niggas like me and my shady friends
And when we hang out, don't count the champagne bottles
Thinking I'm drunk, I don't play game lotto

I put the game down from the start
And you ain't nothing but a dumb ass mark
She started choosin' when she saw the red carpet
What did you say nigga? "Get ya ass in the car b****"

Ain't no b****** like the ones I got
All top notches gotta stay on top
We party all night and we make a lot
I gotta keep a fat knot, it don't stop, b****

Ain't no b****** like the ones I got
When I take 'em to the spot, you know they all look hot
Like I said, " Homeboy, all I got is top notch"
I gotta keep a fat knot, it don't stop

Hoochies, cheerleaders, groupies, beer drinkers
High class, stuck up hoes that get real freaky
Lawyers, nurses, police women, teachers
If she's a top notch, I keep her

Tall ass models, skinny s***, big tities, short and thick
All complexions, different nationalities
Pimp game from East Oakland out to Cali
Keep 'em teenage to middle age, is she paid
'Cause if she ain't, what can she make
If I see a bad b**** I ain't fittin' to wait
I'm gonna holla at her, I can't discriminate

It's not about the sex, not all the time
'Cause I'm trying to get in her mind
Like when you stand and just stare at the ocean
I help you manage your emotions, b****

Ain't no b****** like the ones I got
All top notches gotta stay on top
We party all night and we make a lot
Gotta keep a fat knot, it don't stop, b****

Ain't no b****** like the ones I got
When I take 'em to the spot, you know they all look hot
Like I said, " Homeboy, all I got is top notch"
Gotta keep a fat knot, it don't stop

Ain't no b****** like my b******
I know you think you gotta lotta hoes, nigga
And you probably do
There's one fact that'll always be true

You couldn't be a betta player than me, nigga
Life is, life is too short, so keep trying, nigga, keep trying
Number one, player of the year, player of the decade
Player of the century, player of the mothafucking millennium
And his name is Too Short, b****