Tenacious D | Lyrics | F*** Her Gently

This is a song for the ladies
But fellas, listen closely

You don't always have to f*** her hard
In fact sometimes that's not right to do
Sometimes you've got to make some love
And f*****' give her some smoochies too

Sometimes ya got to squeeze
Sometimes you've got to say, "Please"
Sometime you've got to say
"Hey, I'm gonna f*** you softly

I'm gonna screw you gently
I'm gonna hump you sweetly
I'm gonna ball you discreetly"
And then you say, "Hey I bought you flowers"

And then you say, "Wait a minute, Sally
I think I got somethin' in my teeth
Could you get it out for me?"
That's f*****' teamwork

Whats your favorite posish? That's cool with me
It's not my favorite but I'll do it for you
What's your favorite dish? I'm not gonna cook it
But I'll order it from Zanzibar

And then I'm gonna love you completely
And then I'll f*****' f*** you discreetly
And then I'll f****** bone you completely
But then I'm gonna f*** you hard

Hard