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Well, you got the eyes and you got the lips
With your long blond hair and your wild young hips
You look like a million, including tips

Well, I'm a busy man, baby, can't you see?
And I got no time for coquettery
But I'm willing and able to pay the fee if it's

(Cash on delivery)
To make it cash on delivery
(Cash on delivery)
You're gonna do business with me
(Cash on delivery)
Let's keep it strictly C.O.D.

Well I love you, baby but why take a chance?
I don't want to be a victim of circumstance
So don't be looking for no big advance, it's

(Cash on delivery)
Now, you got the style and you got the look
And you got a big hole in your pocketbook
You gotta buy groceries before you can cook

(Cash on delivery)
So make it cash on delivery, that's the way it should be
(Cash on delivery, cash on delivery)
Let's make it cash on delivery if you wanna close a deal with me
(Cash on delivery, cash on delivery)
Let's keep it strictly C.O.D.

So if you want a man that's good and true
Who's gonna love you no matter what you do
I'd look somewhere else if I were you

(Cash on delivery)
But when the deed is done and the lights are low
You can count your gold in the afterglow
Love's like money, gotta spend it slow

(Cash on delivery)
Make it cash on delivery, I know nothing is free
(Cash on delivery, cash on delivery)
Just make it cash on delivery if you wanna do business with me
(Cash on delivery, cash on delivery)
Let's keep it strictly C.O.D. , just make it cash on delivery with me