Beat the Clock
Album: Plagiarism
Release Date: 1/1/97
Label: The Oglio Entertainment Group
(You gotta beat the clock
(You gotta beat the clock
(You gotta beat the clock
When I was born a little premature
(You gotta beat the clock
Momma just couldn't take no more
(You gotta beat the clock
Had no time to learn to cry
Goodbye mama got to fly
Bye
(You gotta beat the clock
(You gotta beat the clock
Entered school when I was two
(You gotta beat the clock
P H D'd that afternoon(You gotta beat the clock
Never entered any sports
I didn't look too good in shorts
Got divorced when I was four
(You gotta beat the clock
Well I've seen everything there is
I've done everything there is
I've met everyone but Liz
Now I've even met old Liz
No time for relationship
Skip the foreplay let 'er rip
You gotta beat the clock
You gotta beat the clock
(You gotta beat the clock
(You gotta beat the clock
(You gotta beat the clock
(You gotta beat the clock
(You gotta beat the clock
(You gotta beat the clock
(You gotta beat the clock
(You gotta beat the clock
(You gotta beat the clock
When I did lots of traveling
(You gotta beat the clock
Parts of me unraveling
(You gotta beat the clock
The army then rejected me
Said I had two flat feet
Wore them out when I was three
(You gotta beat the clock
(You gotta beat the clock
Too bad there ain't ten of you
(You gotta beat the clock
Then I'd show you what I'd do
(You gotta beat the clock
I could cheat on five of you
And be faithful to you two
But there's only one of you
(You gotta beat the clock
Well I've seen everything there is
I've done everything there is
I've met everyone but Liz
Now I've even met old Liz
No time for relationship
Skip the foreplay let 'er rip
You gotta beat the clock
You gotta beat the clock
(You gotta beat the clock
(You gotta beat the clock
(You gotta beat the clock
(You gotta beat the clock
You gotta beat the clock
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