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Oh, stop it

Slightly overweight girls need sex also
Send your note and desires
Means of contact P.O. Box 8941

Baby, you have been along
I'll read another
As soon as it comes around

Feeling pressure?
Call Lovelines

JD if you need a fishing partner
Please let me know
Visitors welcome instruction
5 generation Master Gin Foon Mark

Hey Ellen
Mark says hi
Tom, what else can I say?
I love you very much
I'm glad we're together
Miss you a lot
Love, Kitten

Oh yeah, oh yeah Kitten
Oh yeah, oh yeah

Lurkin' lizards lyin' under Tanners
Under door 306
Waiting for the return of the crawling king snake
John Lee

Okay
Grin n' bear it

Fantasy Phone Swingers' Hotline
Pure silk, pure seduction
G-strings in petal pink Hell

Attract some women
Scientific formulated
Spray the conductive male hormones
Work, turn the lights off

Oh baby, let's turn our page
Person-to-person
And it's all a bunch of s***

Wednesday, October 13th, 1982
Volume 4, Number 79