Reel Big Fish › Lyrics › Say "Ten"

She's not eatin' bacon, not eatin' sausage
And she won't eat eggs
Not eatin' chicken, not eatin' turkey
She won't have a steak

But I just can't help feelin' sorry
For this poor little lettuce head
You know I can't stop cryin'
'Cause I know this broccoli's dead

Poor little cow, little sheep
Little fish, how can I sleep?
Carrots are bleedin', plants are screamin'
And tomatoes cry

You say, "It's not so bad, they're only vegetables"
That's what you said
Maybe I'm a murderer but I'm hungry
And they're better off dead

Save a plant, eat a cow
I want b***, I want it now
I'm gonna eat it 'cause it's red
I'm gonna eat it 'cause it's dead
Maybe I should eat it raw
Let the blood run down my jaw
I'd eat people if it was legal
I'd eat people if it was legal