Carolina Drama
Album: Consolers of the Lonely
Release Date: 3/25/08
Explicit version of "Carolina Drama" lyrics
I'm not sure if there's a point to this story
But I'm going to tell it again
So many other people try to tell the tale
Not one of 'em knows the end
It was a junk house in South Carolina
Held a boy
Along with his older brother Billy
And their mother and her boyfriend
Who was a triple loser with some blue tattoos
That were given to him when he was young
And a drunk temper that was easy to lose
And thank God he didn't own a gun
Well
Took a minute to open his eyes
He took a peep into the back of the house
And found himself a big surprise
He didn't see his brother but there was his mother
With her red headed head in her hands
While the boyfriend had his gloves wrapped around an old priest
Trying to choke the man
Billy looked up from the window to the truck
Threw up
He saw that red necked b****** with a hammer
Turn the priest into a shell of a man
That priest was putting up the fight of his life
But he was old and he was bound to lose
The boyfriend hit as hard as he could
And knocked the priest right down to his shoes
Well
The preacher lying there in the room
He heard himself say
Then he knew what he was gonna do
Billy got up enough courage
And grabbed the first blunt thing he could find
It was a cold
That got delivered every morning at nine
Billy broke in and saw the blood on the floor
He turned around and put the lock on the door
He looked dead into the boyfriend's eye
His mother was a ghost
He took a step toward the man on the ground
From his mouth trickled out a little audible sound
He heard the boyfriend shout
And Billy said
"Well
But Billy knew just who was starting the drama
So Billy took dead aim at his face
And smashed the bottle on the man who left his dad in disgrace
And the white milk dripped down with the blood
And the boyfriend fell down dead for good
Right next to the preacher who was gasping for air
And Billy shouted
His mama reached behind the sugar and honey
Pulled out an envelope filled with money
"Your daddy gave us this
"He's been paying all the bills for years"
"Mama
And put Daddy in the truck and head to Tennessee"
Just then
Holding the milk man's hat and a bottle of gin singing
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Well
But you wanna know how it ends?
If you must know
Go and ask the milkman
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