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Another group of monster teenagers
Shot up their school today
What makes them do it?
Video games? Marilyn Manson?

Oh, it can't be the parents
Or the fact that school sucks
Or that the jocks
Do get patted on the head every time

They beat up the weirdos
And the jobs you get
Once you graduate from school
Are stupid, boring, meaningless
And a dead end to insanity

I can't deny it's killing me
No one loses on TV, on TV
I can't deny it's killing me
No one loses on TV, on TV
On TV, on TV

When Sport Utility Vehicles
Are no longer enough
You need The Terminator
Stuck in traffic in Lost Angeles

Drive over the tops of everybody else
You'll crush 'em before the cops
Can catch up with you

Your precious artifact child
Needs to be safe
They're talking to a kid
Whose skin is a different color
Grab the kid and mow 'em down

I can't deny it's killing me
No one loses on TV, on TV
I can't deny it's killing me
No one loses on TV, on TV
On TV, on TV

Each new hot generation
Has a statement
They wanna call their own
Tattoos, piercings

That's for Moms and Dads
What you wanna do
Is spend your allowance

On devil horn implants
Elephant Man head
Designer tails
Third leg, fourth leg
Everyone a hermaphrodite

No one loses on TV, on TV
On TV, on TV
No one loses on TV, on TV
On TV, on TV
No one loses on TV

And on a lighter note