Kellie Pickler › Lyrics › Things That Never Cross a Man's Mind

I need to go shopping, these shoes are all wrong
Just look in my closet, not a thing to put on
I wonder how these jeans make me look from behind
Things that never cross a man's mind

Let's turn off the TV, now can't we just talk?
Let's lay here and cuddle 'til we both drift off
If we don't make love that'll be just fine
Things that never cross a man's mind

That joke is too dirty, that steak is too thick
Ain't no way in the world I'll ever finish it
That car is too fast, this beer is too cold
And watching all this football is sure getting old

Wish I was working this weekend
Not on the lake wetting my line
Things that never cross a man's mind

Her lips are too red, her skirt is too tight
Her legs are too long and her heels are too high
Boy, she looks like the marrying kind
Things that never cross a man's mind

That joke is too dirty, that steak is too thick
Ain't no way in the world I'll ever finish it
That car is too fast, this beer is too cold
And watching all this football is sure getting old

Wish I was working this weekend
Not on the lake wetting my line
Things that never cross a man's mind

I feel a little bloated, think I'm fixing to starve
That movie was good except for the violent parts
Brad Pitt is sexy, why did he change his hair?
I knew him and Jenny never had a prayer

These c******* clash with the carpet
The color scheme is a crime
Things that never cross a man's mind
Things that never cross a man's mind