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There's something wrong with the kids in my neighborhood
They always listen to moms
They disregard civil disobedience
They'd rather do what they're told
They don't drink or f*** or fight
They stay home and read, expanding their minds

Yeah, there's something wrong with the kids in my cul de sac
Their always goin' to church
They dress well and they're speaking articulate
They show each other respect
They're never late, they don't smoke or break rules
They eat right, they study hard, they like school

There's something wrong with the kids in my neighborhood