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Why do I keep scratching?
Scratching my balls
I don't like this feeling
I don't like it at all

'Cause I got crabs
I got crabs, I got crabs
I got those little f******
Biting and sucking my blood

There's crab eggs in my bed
They're in the carpet too
I'll go to the store
Buy A200 shampoo

I got R.I.D. of them
I got all of them
They won't be back
Wait a second, what is this
Itching in my crack

'Cause I got crabs
I got crabs, I got crabs
I got those little f******
Biting and sucking my blood