Louis XIV › Lyrics › Pledge of Allegiance [Rolling Stone Original Version]

Ah, little Stacy Q, when she doesn't have a thing to do
She comes to my house, well, let's keep that between me and you
She takes off her clothes, she likes to tell this boy what to do
Let's keep that between me and you, okay

She said, "Oh, come on, boy aren't you tired of talking about sex?"
I said, "Little girl what do you really expect?"
And then she pledges her allegiance
To the United States of me
She says, "You're such a little b****"

She says, "Head case, head case, turn that thing around
Let's play a game when you hear me make a sound
Just go quite a bit faster, pretend that I'm gagged and bound"
Oh, how I love to hear that sound

Milkshake, milkshake, I love to feel you sweat
We don't have to go to the pool if you want me to make you wet
Can you keep a secret? 'Cause the best little secrets are kept
And you're my best little secret yet

Well, kit kat, kit kat, kitten you're the kicks
She said, "Let me feel your love, I mean come on make it stick
I'm the best of your little baby chicks"
Oh, you're my sweet tooth sugar fix

Tick tock, tick tock, oh, baby, forget the clock
You don't have to do a thing
And you know I like your baby talk
Just make sure to close the shades and turn the lock

A milkshake, milkshake, I love to feel you sweat
We don't have to go to the pool if you want me to make you wet
But can you keep a secret 'cause the best little secrets are kept

Ah, little Stacy Q, when she doesn't have a thing to do
She comes to my house, well, let's keep that between me and you
She takes off her clothes, she likes to tell this boy what to do
Let's keep that between me and you, okay

She said, "Oh, come on, boy aren't you tired of talking about sex?"
I said, "Little girl what do you really expect?"
And then she pledges her allegiance
To the United States of me
She says, "You're such a little b****"

She says, "Head case, head case, turn that thing around
Let's play a game when you hear me make a sound
Just go quite a bit faster, pretend that I'm gagged and bound"
Oh, how I love to hear that sound

Milkshake, milkshake, I love to feel you sweat
We don't have to go to the pool if you want me to make you wet
Can you keep a secret? 'Cause the best little secrets are kept
And you're my best little secret yet

Well, kit kat, kit kat, kitten you're the kicks
She said, "Let me feel your love, I mean come on make it stick
I'm the best of your little baby chicks"
Oh, you're my sweet tooth sugar fix

Tick tock, tick tock, oh, baby, forget the clock
You don't have to do a thing
And you know I like your baby talk
Just make sure to close the shades and turn the lock

A milkshake, milkshake, I love to feel you sweat
We don't have to go to the pool if you want me to make you wet
But can you keep a secret 'cause the best little secrets are kept

Ah, little Stacy Q, when she doesn't have a thing to do
She comes to my house, well, let's keep that between me and you