Cledus T. Judd › Lyrics › Wives Do It All the Time

Oh gosh, here we go again
A fella can't get no rest around this joint

Oh well, she got up this morning at six a.m.
She was as grumpy as can be
Not a snowball chance of sleepin' late
'Cos she started vacuuming

Said, "Get your lazy butt up Cledus
You gotta take me to the mall
Don't forget to bring them credit cards
'Cos I'ma gonna use 'em all"

Wives do it all the time
We can't meet all their demands
A bunch a female general Schwarzkopfs
A' barkin' off their commands

They spend all our money, it's a mystery
How us menfolk can survive
(Oh, why do we can't tell if they break a nail?)
Wives do it all the time

Oh, her makeup's scattered all over the place
And the bathroom's a cloud of dust
Didn't leave no gas in my pick up
And she hates the way I get my hair cut

You know you sure are a cold one, baby
You get green with jealousy
When I steal your Victoria Sacred
Or watch Mindy on CMT

Wives do it all the time
We can't meet all their demands
You know they lose all their sweetness
Oh, when we give 'em that wedding band

They spend all our money, it's a mystery
How us menfolk can survive
(Well, they never fail, to find a sale)
Wives do it all the time

Well, she just might get frisky tonight
So I won't get nowhere near her
And if she says, "Cledy, come on to bed"
I'll pretend that I don't hear her, ooh

They spend all our money, it's a mystery
How us menfolk can survive
(Beats all I ever saw, they'll bite rough to sore)
Wives do it all the time

Yeah, wives do it all the time, all the time
Wives do it all the time, all the time
Wives do it all the time, all the time
Wives do it, mine does it all the time