Funkmaster Flex › Lyrics › If I Get Locked Up [Featuring Eminem/Dr. Dre]

Check, check 1, 2, 1, 2 1, 2, it's rolling
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Dr. Dre up in here y'all know what this is
It's what y'all been waiting for funk master Flex, Big Kap
Def Jam Records giving it to you baby
Yo, Eminem show these mother f****** what time it is, baby

I used to be a lonely man, only mad, until I got a million dollars, s***
Now if I only had some f****** hair I'd pull it, faster than a bullet
Out of Tupac's chest before the ambulance came too late to do it

I'm trying to grow it back again, it was an accident
I had my back against the fan and chopped it off in Amsterdam
I hate the straight jacket it ain't latching and can't lock it
So they stapled my hand to my pants pockets

The cell's padded and battered like someone else had it
Before me, and just kept throwing they f****** selfs at it
My head is aching, I'm dedicated to medication
But this med is taking to long to bring me this sedadation? Come on

Anyway I got down with Dre, what up?
The first man who taught me how the glock sounded to spray
Running up and down the street screaming, "F*** the police"
When you still had your mother's f****** nipple stuck in your teeth

F****** baby, became a role model after Colorado
Now all they do is follow me around and holla, "Bravo"
Hell yeah, I punch my b**** and beat my kids in public
Suck my dick, b****

I'm sick enough to f*** a man in his face but I won't
'Cause you'll probably wanna stand in his place
So put a sock in it, with your fake-ass Tupac image
You f****** ain't tough, you just get drunk and become talkative

Wanna fight?
I'm probably the akwardest alcoholic talking
Walking like a midget with a ladder in his back pocket
So when you see me on your block stumbling, mumbling

A bunch of dumb s*** like my drunk uncle does
I ain't buzzed, I'mm just high on life
So why on earth would I need drugs, when I can fly on kites?
M************, Slim Shady

Dr Dre
I'm drunk pass the tec

'Cause if I get locked up tonite
Then I might not come home tonite
Keep it moving, off and on, Eminem is on
Off and on, Dr. Dre is on

'Cause if I get locked up tonite
Then I might not come home tonite
Keep it moving, off and on, Eminem is on
Off and on, Dr. Dre is on

The whole entire world can sit and twirl like a whirling tire
I set a f****** girl on fire with a curling iron
Psych I'm just joking, for christ sake, don't get so bent out of shape
'Cause I went out and raped six girl friends

Some people just don't get it, but I won't let it upset me
'Cause they don't know better
They don't know what the f*** its like to be so fed up
And fed so many uppers you're down and won't get up

My mind's got a mind of it's own, sometimes I can't find it at home
It hides in the stove, hello, where you at?
S***, talk about your brain being baked
My s***'s still in the oven on 480 degrees

Hailey Jade, daddy loves you baby
Don't ever tell me how to raise my daughter f*** you, lady
You critics wanna criticize but couldn’t visualize
Individuals lives through a criminal's eyes

The neighborhood that I grew up in you could die for nothing
And Dirty Dozen watches over me so try some dumb s***
I'll have a f****** man raped with a band-aid over his mouth
And shove his head in the fan blade

Don't ever tell me what I can and what I can't say
Or change 'cause of the age range in my fan base
Like I give a f*** who's buying this s***
Quit f****** buying it, I'm tired b****, I'm dying to quit

Hip Hop is universal now, it's all commercial now
It's like a circle full of circus clowns up in the circuit now
But now the white kids like it, so they tell me I can buy it
But as soon as I get on the mic it's like the night get silent

Either that or booed, that’s why I keep an attitude
And go to sleep with it and wake up with it every afternoon
I'm sick of being judged, f*** it let me see a judge
I'll confess to every murder I committed since 3 years old

'Cause if I get locked up tonight
Then I might not come home tonight
Keep it moving, off and on, Eminem is on
Off and on, Dr. Dre is on

F*** that, turn that s*** off
Let's get the f*** out of here
You know how we do