Fountains of Wayne › Lyrics › California Sex Lawyer

I'm going coast to coast, I'm going nation wide
I got my hand on the trigger got my girl by my side
I've got the looks that kill, I've got a license to love
I've got a German Shepard and his name is Doug!

I'm heading for the sun, I'm gonna become
A California sex lawyer, oh yeah
A California sex lawyer, oh yeah
A California sex lawyer, oh yeah
Well, it's not fair, but baby, I don't care

I've got big ideas, I've got back-up plans
I've got cha-cha-charisma got the slight of hand
I'm gonna do some damage, gonna bust some heads
I'm gonna go the distance and then I'm going to bed

I'm headed for the sun, I'm gonna become
A California sex lawyer, oh yeah
A California sex lawyer, oh yeah
A California sex lawyer, oh yeah
Well, it's not fair, but baby, I don't care

I'm headed for the sun, I'm gonna become
A California sex lawyer, oh yeah
A California sex lawyer, oh yeah
A California sex lawyer, oh yeah
Well it's not fair, it's not fair, it's not fair
But baby, I don't care