Eminem › Lyrics › Steve Berman

Hey
Hey Em, what's up?
Steve Berman, what's goin' on man, how are you doing?
Good to see you again, what's up?
Em, could you come in here and have a seat please, um
Yeah
Vinessa, shut the door
Okay

So what's up, how's orders looking for the first week?
It would be better if you gave me nothing at all
This album is less than nothing, I can't sell this f****** record
What?
Do you know what's happening to me out there?
W-w-what's the problem?
Violet Brown told me to go f*** myself
Who's Violet?
Tower Records told me to shove this record up my ass

Do you know what it feels like to be told
To have a record shoved up your ass?
Well I um
I'm going to lose my f****** job over this
Do you know why Dre's record was so successful?
He's rapping about big screen TV's, blonde's, 40's and b******

You're rapping about homosexuals and vikidin', I can't sell this s***
What?
Either change the record or it's not coming out
What?
Now get the f*** out of my office
What am I supposed?
Now
Alright man