{Call this mother f***** Ohh f*** yeah Give 'em a piece of my mind A piece of my ass (Thanks for waiting) (Sir, may I help you?) Ohh thank you I need to make a collect call (What number?) Ohh The number's 6 2 (At the tone, please say your name) Kenneth Kaniff from Connecticut Automated piece of shit}
{(Yo) Hey there c*** boy (Who's this?) This is Ken Kannif (Who?) Ken Kannif from Connecticut, ya little b**** (From Connecticut?) Yea you wanna get a (I don't know nobody in Connecticut) You wanna get a hotel room with me? (A hotel room?) Yeah, you want me to lick your ass, Eminem (Ha, yo, who, who is this? Cage?) Hey, pa ha You want me to f*****' melt in your mouth and not in your hand? Melt in your ass, you little c*** boy (He k k k, yo shut up you little b****) Oh you think I'm lyin' huh? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha (Buh)}