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The names have been changed to protect the innocent
The Adventures of Lieutenant Roast a Botch
And Sherrie Stack a Grip

Ay, ay ay, ay nigga pull that m***********, ay
Ay, ay hold on playboy
Ay pull that m*********** over dude
Bu bu bu bu bu bu bu

I know he is not about to bring his motherfuckin' ass over here
Buu, huh? Damn
You had a smile on your face yesterday why you lookin' mean today?
I was tryin' to holla at your potnah that's why

I say, uh-oh, look out danger
Captain Save a Hoe with the Rescue Rangers
You wanna holla right
Hell naw you ain't gettin' the digits

While you was in the Hall of Game you should've checked my exibit
Lieutenant Roast a who, I'll leave you balless
Always can come, this ain't no beach you f*****' walrus
I'm Sherrie Stack a Grip, known to slap niggas in s***

I'll take your refrigerator and your bank roll b****
Only way you gone see this
If it's under your tongue
Get out my face you f*****' eclipse, you're blockin' my sun

B**** what the f*** you talkin' 'bout?
It ain't like you some kind of notch or somethin'
You know what I'm sayin' b****
I'm Lieutenant Roast a Botch, you didn't know it huh?

Captain Save a Hoe
B**** that's my long distance cousin from Boise, Idaho
We cake patnas but dude be savin' hoes
And I be savin' marbles

It's a long ass distance between me and that fool
'Cause he's one of them modest fellows
And I'm Lieutenant Roast a Botch
Known for roastin' hoes like marshmellows

Let you tell it 'cause you a strong black sista about your clout
Knowin' you ain't got a pot to piss in and a window to throw it out
Are you itchin' can't think about sexin'
Irritated by your yeast infection

She's a lazy hoe, y'll seen her
Sit on her ass all day and watch Jerry Springer
Ten kids by ten different dicks
B*****, your whole house smell like piss

If it ain't about cash, then it ain't about s***
Throw it, money, fonky c*** hoe beoottch
Lieutenant, Lieutenant, Lieutenant, Lieutenant Roast a Botch
Lieutenant, Lieutenant, Lieutenant, Lieutenant Roast a Botch
Sherrie Stack a Grip, Sherrie, Sherrie Stack a grip
Sherrie Stack a Grip, Sherrie, Sherrie Stack a grip

Aten-hut
Stand at attention 'cause one of the main thangs you need to learn
Is to shut the f*** up while tycoons is talkin'
Raise your hand and don't be speakin out of tongues
Only when told to speak, spoke
Only time you laugh is when I tell a joke

Nigga damn your personality
You never get no ass from me
Big, bear muthafucka gettin' no pussy, sittin' there mad at me
Ain't it bad business for Pillsbury to be smokin' on Swishers

Lieutenant look like you roastin' more turkeys than b******
With your fat ass, fix your cash in a grab bag
By the time you touch your toes
Muthafucka I'll be in Baghdad

Ooh, I heard your pussy went platinum
Colomena serpants, herpes, chlymadia in the albumum
Sherrie Stack a Grip nicknamed
Sherrie Stuff a Dick The Ratchet Mouth B*****

See I go hard on a b****, like my little cousin
Said those rappin' ass brothers from Dallas go hard black
Gold diggin' b**** I ain't got no scratch
Ah nigga, Sherrie Stack a Grip don't give a f*** about that

If it ain't about cash, then it ain't about s***
Throw it, money, fonky c*** hoe beoottch
Lieutenant, Lieutenant, Lieutenant, Lieutenant Roast a Botch
Lieutenant, Lieutenant, Lieutenant, Lieutenant Roast a Botch
Sherrie Stack a Grip, Sherrie, Sherrie Stack a grip
Sherrie Stack a Grip, Sherrie, Sherrie Stack a grip

Why are you screamin' at me are you mad from frustration?
It ain't my fault you still masturbatin'
If youse a balla muthafucka help me recognize
Roll over this fifty dollar bill and give me ten fives

Fives ass nigga you weak dick havin', roach clip needin'
Wheezin' tryin' to breath oversleepin' ass nigga
With your fat ass
Always wanna holla sittin' there stank

With your fat ass
Cheesy knuckles marinatin' with your drank
Hey fat ass
You best go tender your vittles

Paw lubricated, dick in hand, poppin' chicken like skillets
I hold your account like clothes
Oh God, you quit it, you don't believe me?
Call your bank and go and ask your b****

Haven't you noticed?
Put your hand in front of your mouth and smell it yourself
Oh, b**** that's halitosis
When the last time you saw a doctor about your health

Oh you hoes, talkin' 'bout you got the flu
Ignorin' do-do breath you can't avoid
Somebody give this hoe a Altoid
Would you please put some lotion on them scuffed up, ashy knees

Clothes lookin' like they need to see a dry cleaners
You out there bad with your imitation Prada bag
I know your history hoe
Thunderbird and grape Kool-Aid

You remember suckin' dicks in the seventh grade
All you needed was some bamma and a couple hits
That's why the sa-habs called you
Sherrie Stuff a Dick the Ratchet Mouth B*****

If it ain't about cash, then it ain't about s***
Throw it, money, fonky c*** hoe beoottch
Lieutenant, Lieutenant, Lieutenant, Lieutenant Roast a Botch
Lieutenant, Lieutenant, Lieutenant, Lieutenant Roast a Botch
Sherrie Stack a Grip, Sherrie, Sherrie Stack a grip
Sherrie Stack a Grip, Sherrie, Sherrie Stack a grip

If it ain't about cash, then it ain't about s***