I wake to find the Devil sitting near my bed We have a conversation, he says
"Good morning, Mr. Cut throat These are most exciting times We are surrounded by fools and crooks Strangers that give us dirty looks Oh, so many different people to despise"
"It's tearing you apart Haven't got the heart Sit there and complain Seems a little strange"
"Good evening, Mr. Turncoat You've been watching the so called news No news is good news we don't want to confuse The popular pursuit of absolute truth And who has time for such remote endeavors"
"Wanna disappear How did you end up here? I don't mean to complain Seems a little strange"
"Take me to your leader I sure could use a laugh I hear he's made a new bird feeder And he sleeps in a birdbath"
"Who needs to join the circus But come on, just look around We are surrounded By a bunch of f****** clowns"
They sing, la, la, la They all sing, la, la, la We all sing, la, la, la Everybody sing, la, la, la
"It's tearing you apart You haven't got the heart You sit there and complain It seems a little late"
"Good morning, Mr. Misanthrope I sure do hope you remember our terms"