The Darkness › Lyrics › One Way Ticket

It was a dusty old night and I'm the first to admit it
I'm sure I upset someone but my memory has chosen to omit it
A tiny voice telling me, I really should cool it
Chewing my face off, talking absolute rubbish

The first line hit me like a kick in the face
Thought I better have another one just in case
Next thing I knew my heart was under attack
I bought a one way ticket to hell and back

One way ticket to hell and back
Bought a one way ticket to hell and back
One way ticket to hell and back
Bought a one way ticket to hell

I've always tried to keep my vices under wraps
But a coach load of mutes would appear talkative chaps
If they seemed fit to join me for a couple of hits
But my septum is in tatters and I've still got the runs

Burned for a moment, then it kicked like a mule
The strangers I recruited thought it was rocket fuel
Several massive choking lines of glorious gack
Before a one way ticket to hell

One way ticket to hell and back
Bought a one way ticket to hell and back
One way ticket to hell and back
Bought a one way ticket to hell

Stick it up your f****** nose, woo, hoo

Holding court, repeating myself, each repetition slightly louder
Pausing just long enough to snort that white powder
The wheels came off but I'm still on track
And bought a one way ticket to hell and back

One way ticket to hell and back
Bought a one way ticket to hell and back
One way ticket to hell and back
Bought a one way ticket to hell

One way ticket to hell and back
Bought a one way ticket to hell and back
One way ticket to hell and back
Bought a one way ticket to hell