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It would appear that male pattern
Baldness has set in
His hair at an alarming pace
Running away from his face

He's losing his virility
And now his masculinity
Has been compromised
And his libido down-sized

Not for me, not for me, not for me, uh, uh
Not for me, not for me, heaven forbid
It's not for me, you understand

Bald, slap headed and hairless
Bald, he is destined to be
Bald, well tonight, thank God
Thank God, it's him, not me

From what I have been reading
His scalp needs kneading
To stimulate each follicle
And reverse this diabolical

Condition that's afflicted he
For years and has cruelly
Repulsed each potential mate
And left him with a balding pate

Not for me, not for me, not for me, uh, uh
Not for me, not for me, Heaven forbid
It's not for me, you understand

Bald, slap headed and hairless
Bald he is destined to be
Bald, well tonight, thank God
Thank God, it's him not me

Sock it to me, baby, yeah

Not for me, not for me, not for me, uh, uh
Not for me, not for me, Heaven forbid
It's not for me, you understand

Not for me, not for me, not for me, uh, uh
Not for me, not for me, Heaven forbid
It's not for me, you understand

Bald, slap headed and hairless
Bald he is destined to be
Bald, well tonight, thank God
Thank God, it's him not me
Thank God

Ooh, bald, slap headed and hairless
Bald he is destined to be
Bald, well tonight, thank God
Thank God, it's him not me
How?