1. Happy Holidays, You B******Happy Holidays, You B******

    Album: Take off Your Pants and Jacket
    Release Date: 6/12/01
    Label: MCA Records

Lyrics for "Happy Holidays, You B******"

Explicit version of "Happy Holidays, You B******" lyrics

It's Christmas Eve
And I've only wrapped 2 f****** presents
It's Christmas Eve
And I've only wrapped 2 f****** presents

And I hate, hate, hate your guts
I hate, hate, hate your guts
And I'll never talk to you again

Unless your dad'll suck me off
I'll never talk to you again
Unless your mum will touch my c***
I'll never talk to you again
Ejaculate into a sock
I'll never talk to you again
I'll never talk to you again

It's Labor day and my grandpa just ate
7 f****** hot dogs
Labor day and my grandpa just ate
7 f****** hot dogs

And he s***, s***, s*** his pants
He's always f****** s*** his pants
And I'll never talk to you again

Unless your dad'll suck me off
I'll never talk to you again
Unless your mum will touch my c***
I'll never talk to you again
Ejaculate into a sock
I'll never talk to you again
I'll never talk to you again

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